The sound of empty vessels are making a more noise in the kitchen.
I love u only and for ever.- This is my fixed dialog - which I use to say to each of my lovers.
Come closer, let me have a warm kiss from you and make me hot - my dearest Coffee mug.
Sorry,you have dialed a wrong number.I am not ur secretory, I am ur one and only wife.
You are really a magnet of every good thing - that's why you are enjoying the company of your wonderful life - that is me!
I love our servant,because my wife hates him.
Wife (to her husband)- My mom is coming tomorrow. Tell your mother to go back home.
Doctor-u don't care about ur wife!Husband-No.How could I know that she is 6 months pregnant!I came back yesterday only - after 2 years!
Don't talk rudely, I am your shali not biwi - understood!
Boy said"Before marriage,you should know everything about me.Just ask me!" Girl said"Yes,that's true.Please tell me your ATM Card number.
Girl- Have 5 boyfriends.Whom should I marry?Guru-none of them.Marry me only.Girl-But you are a monk!Guru-I am a monk. But won't be........
Got 50 kisses from wife today-first time in my life.Actually she called up in my friend's phone and didn't know that, I hv received d call!
Hubby ji, you have called up in my mobile and talking with our naokrani? This is not fair!
When I'm alone I feel u, when I close my eyes I see you, when I hear you I feel the thunder on me, when the dark arrive I see you Valak!!
We are very close to each other - we sleep in a bed even - me and my smart phone!
Love - live - leave again love - live -leave - just go on......
Tere ko patana was a mission impossible.But see I did that-my wify.
Mujhe kuchh payse udhar chahiye - account number is - 420.
Agar whatsapp na hota toh hum jayse unemployed log baithe baithe keya karte? Waqt kayse gujrta humara?
The user id of my bank account is hot dude and the password is I am @a stupid land-hey,don't misuse!
Money is sweeter that honey - toh payse kamao aur nim ke patte khao - kanhi aapka sugar level bar gaya toh!