You are cute , smart, beautiful, gorgeous, amazing, outstanding. Now happy or i will have to say some more lie.
When i will become the president of America, yeah that is gonna be a real pinch me moment! :p
I don’t need a reason to have alcohol; all I need is a glass or any other container.
I am suffering from a perpetual sexually transmitted disease – Life with my wife.
Apparently the drunken thief scaled the glass wall to see what is on the other side!
When a man says, “I’m fine, he actually means it; when a woman says, “I’m fine”, she is getting ready for the disaster.
Anyone who says, “Good Morning’ on a Monday should be shot at sight.
All arguments with my spouse end into a debate; I keep on forgetting he was the captain of his high school debate team.
I did not get a real man; the sober one doesn’t like me and I don’t like the drunken!
I have lost my watch and I am not getting time to search for it!
I am a good wife; I always forgive my husband when I am wrong.
Why study medical when we can like and share Facebook posts to save people’s life?
Wanna look thin? Hang out with your fattest friend.
I hate people with white smile and bad mouth.
Some people dance like....they wanna never get another chance to dance............
Last night I left my dog at the bar……….errrr…then, why am I wearing the leash?
Always express yourself...the way you do when you - fart.
I care for you a lot and you do care for me…if the bill comes to 100/-, please pay off 90/-.
You can laugh just anywhere and everywhere in the entire planet.
Stop blaming the jeans; because its Ur butt which is exactly a boiling pot instead being hot!
Ansuon ko bahe jane do, stagnant water is a dangerous thing indeed.