She- Mom mai shadi usi ladke se karungi jise ghar ka sara kaam krna ata ho. mom- d'nt worry baby ladka engneer hi he...
Apne India mai log apne dukh se jyada padosi ki khushi se dukhi hn... fir kahte hn "Desh tarakki nhi karha".
Every valentine's day I come with a valentine but valentine is not the same
Apko pta he 90% girls apne dp pr likes nd comments check karne k liye facebook pr online ati hn..
Yaar mujhse to ak boyfriend nhi samhalta pta nhi Dropadi kaise apne 5 patiyon ko samhalti thi...
Just because of the hospitality of the WhatsApp, I am hospitalized now !
Kisi ne mujhse puch_kya khayl h aapka mere bare me? Maine bhi kah diya suno mera lover h dil me hamare. No entry.
Golu: Yar mere padhosi ka bachha gum ho gya, Bholu: To tune kya kaha? Golu: Maine kaha google pe search krlo, mil jaye to dwnload kr lena..
Agar apse kam smart apke dosto ki bhi girlfriend hai or apki nahi hai to dukhi na ho, bas ye yad rakho ki pyar andha hota hai.
A pretty girl can arrest the heart of the policeman, in case, if he is able to steal her heart along with his love.
The comedy person is just a good individual in the process of his funny act for the people who just love to listen to him.
One minute silent for those guys who say my life_my rules, bhai ! 500 & 1000 ke note market me ab nhi chalenge. So where is your rules ???
Fooling around with a guy is cool with a girl the whole scene of feminism comes into the picture. WHY??????
When you have a friend who still keeps joking about Santa and Banta!!
I am seriously not joking when i say i have not completed my homework!
Mujhe to tera face dekh ke itni hassi aati hai ki joke ki jaruart hi nhi parti.
Bhikari- saab cake de do Man- cake he kyu? Bhikari- saab aaj mera BIRTHDAY hai.
You can definitely make fun of people, but it is a wrong thing to do so, both in the life of other people as well as yourself.
Mango usi se jo de de khusi se, Do usi ko jo le le khusi se Main pyar ki bat kar raha hu, Vaise jo ap soch rahe hain vo bhi thik hai.
When a girl says i love you to a boy it means she needs something to buy which she can't afford.
I know you are watching my status.