Boys are rockets, girls are rackets
Beti: ma meri kl raat inse ladai ho gyi. Ma: koi baat nhi pati patni me ye hota rehta hae. Beti: wo to theek hae pr inki lash ka kya kru
Love is the biggest sin and marriage is the largest purge !
Wife-bahut sochne ke bad maine decide kiya h thoda compromise tum karo thoda mai karti hu tum mujhse maafi mang lo mai maaf kr deti hu..
Interviewer-apko pta h is machine ka kya kam h? santa- machine apki hai, apko nhi pta to mjhe kaise pta hoga..
Aajkal fone ko thodi der ke liye alag rakhdo to fone mai se awaj ati hai "malik kya aap jinda hain"
Bf- jaanu mai tumhare liye kuch lekar aya hu, gf- kya laye ho? dikhao. bf-joon nikalne wala comb, tumhare sir mai jooyen ho gye hn.
Clss mai shor horha tha to sir ne bola sb log shanti k sath baith jao,pichhe se awaj ayi sir aj shanti ayi ni h mai sarla k sath baith jau?
Gf- tumne mujh mai kya dekhkar prapose kiya? bf- sab kuch dekhne ke liye hi prapose kiya..
Tune pap or punya dono kiye hain isliye tmhe swarg mai bhi nark milega, tmhe1 ldki nd 2 glas daru milegi glas mai chhed hoga or ldki mai ni
Patni: Janu meri traf muh krke so jao, mujhe dar lag rha hae. Pati:- bus apni chinta hae, me bhale hi dar ke mar jau
Reshma:-Apki shaadi ho chuki hae phir dusri ladkio ko kyu ghoorte ho. Pankaj:-Dear,Mano Agar mera vart hae to menu card to dekh hi sakta hu
Patni:-Dusri ladkio ko kyu ghoorte rhte ho. Pati:- janu me tumse bhut pyaar karta hu, or sab me mujhe tum hi nazar aati ho.
If men are men then women are women
When you are framing a questionnaire please take the help of girls
Shock is given by two of them one is girls and other is electricity
Girls use boys either as a towel or kerchief
Tip-tip barsa pani, pani mai aag lagai, abey.. tu aashiq hai ya jaadugar....
Girl-Bhagwan mjhe pyaar ho gya he mjhe rat ko neend nhi ati he, God- jhooth mt bol din mai khoob soti he...
Sone mai bhari giravat ajkal kuch log pyaar ki vajah se nhi so pate or kuch logo ko whatsaap nhi sone deta...
Mjhe lagta hai ab neend ki tablts bnd hi kra deni chhiye qki sone k lye tablts ki ni bs ak book ki jarurat he, jisme kuch samjh ni ata ho..