Kya zamana agya he jab budhe log dye karte hn taki baal kale ho jaye and jawan log highlights karwate hn taki baal bhure ho jaye...
Mujhe tumse nafarat hai, dushmani ki had tak, gussa mujhe lagaya to nhi pahunchoge ghar tak...
Raah mai unse mulaqat ho gyi, tumse milke meri zindagi barbad ho gyi....
Kuch bhi kaho ladkiya selfi ke liye badi selfish hoti hain...
Jab tasty khana samne ho or bhookh bhi lagi ho to mota insan bhi bhul jata hai ki wo diet per hai....
Apko pta hai rona bhi kala hai jo sirf ladkiyon ko hi ati hai...
Teacher- Jaan mai jaan aane ka matlab. Student- Pregnant ho jaana.
Gupta ji ko dast lage. Dr.-nimboo use karo. Do din bhad dr. nai pucha ab kaise ho.Gupta ji-nimboo hatathe hi dast fir start ho gaye.
Ladai or bahas mai rishtay kamjor hote hai... Isliye jabi koi bhat ho, seedha thapad maar diya karo.
Maine kha- mai tere liye duniya chor du... Vo boli-pahle unhay to chor, jinkay saath bhaith kar daaru piya karo.
Adding friends and subtracting enemies but multiplying my girlfriends
Tooth paste should change name to teeth paste because it is used not for tooth but for teeth
Jb gf ki shadi m ldke is gane pr dance krte hn"mubark ho tumko shadi tmhari" aisa lgta h inse bada ashiq duniya m ni.. thn agle din new gf
Some people say that hey I have not read anything but still I am confident to write the exam. it's not confidence it is over confidence
Whether relationship is a type of ship?
Is selfish a kind of fish??
Laughter is the best medicine, so when you get fever just laugh
Love is a sin - marriage is an execution !
Me:-wo samne wali ladki aam aadmi party se hae, Dost:-tu kaise janta hae Me:- wo mene haath hilaya use dekh kr to wo jhadu dikhane lgi
Kuch bhi ho keypad phone hi winters mai achhe lagte hain qki smart phone chalane ke liye glavs utarne padte hain...
Bachpan mai sunte the "padhoge-likhoge banoge ganvar, kheloge-kudoge banoge hoshiyar", ye bat sahi thi ye ab jakr samjh mai aya hai...