At the age of 25 - matrimony is the sweeter than honey. At the age of 50 - nothing is sweeter than money !
Today I was looking at beautiful girl and she came in front of me and told those three magical words which are" just get lost"
Girls stop wearing shorts because its summer and our body can't tolerate much heat
Oh my god....I like to eat veg-chicken.
My father brought a Lamborghini , a business tower and a private jet for me but in dreams when i was in sleep last night
I was flying in sky and had competition with eagle I won and eagle lost than I woke up and realized that it was a dream
3 reasons to date me ; a) Tumhe apne mummy ki kasam b) a c) a & b both
If you can't change your girl friend's nature - then change the girl friend - naturally !
Ankho ko teri adat hay - my dear sun glass !
Badam bhigoye the memory tez krne ke liye ab yaad nhi araha hai ki rakhe kaha hain....
Dil todke hasti ho mera, ab dekhta hu kon recharge karayga tera...
I feel crazy myself when someone says you are luck guy to have a nice wife.
Jisnay bi kha ho ki " paiso se pyaar nahi kharidha jaa sakta"...shayad vo kangaal hoga.
Pta nahi, apna dil...dil hi hai ya mandir ka ghanta, jo bi aata hai bjaa kar chla jaata hai.
Kripya apni biwi ka dhyan swem rakkhe Agar laparwahi se chaloge to dusre ke sath bhag jayegi
Jab b tumhe dekhta hu wahi ruk jata hu Ye kaisi sardi h Bhai bahar niklu to jam jata hu
Your performance was outstanding - that's why you are standing out side of the stage now !
Ladka:yar ye ldkiya sasural jate time roti q hn? Ladki:jab koi tmhe tmhare ghar se door le jake jhadu-paunchha karwaye to tm kya nachoge...
Kabhi-kabhi bachho ko exam ki tension mai dekhkar lagta hai issy to heart attack hi achha hai...
Hindu Muslim sheikh esaii..en sbko milkar jodhe wi-fi..
Is garmi ka haal kya bataye kapde dhote hi sukh jate hain or pahante hi geele ho jate hain....