Hey, you look like an ullu. - Joke mara year! - dil pe mat le.
Ek kiss bhi nahi de shakta? Namard kahin ke!
Tere profile picture dekh ke lagra hai ke tujhe khake badhajmi huyi hai.
Keya, teri biwi ghar chhor ke chali gayi?Pray for me also - Mr. lucky.
You want to learn the art of kissing from me?Just send 10000Rs in my bank account first.
It's my childhood's photo friends.Ye nahi sochna ke main ne kisi film star ke bachpan ke photo churayen hain.
Wo meri pyari saheli, plese stop messaging me, I am busy with your hubby now.
This is my fake profile !
Tu mera status kyon chura raha hai re? AApna status khud se bana stupid !
Mendak aur pagalon ko chhor ke sab ko sardi, jukam hota hai.So if you are suffering from cold and cough,that means you are not any of them!
It's gossip time - sorry lunch time!
At home..........where my DP doesn't match me...
Naya din, Naya sabera, chalo kuchh naya karte hain. Sare kaam chhor ke aaram karte hain.
U r a 420
You change your status regularly - lagta hai unemployed ho. Otherwise how could you manage the time?
Main na badla lena kabhi nahi bhulti.Tum agar muhhe 1 kiss doge toh main tumhe 2 kisses dungi.
I am undoubtedly a genius - hey I am serious - then what are you laughing for?
Like me, like you. Really? Wondering whether are we twins or just a similar face or facets...!!!
The jokes are really meant to be jovial and full of laughter always.
Chor Police...They just love to play the same game equally for fun!!! Isn't it true???
It's too funny to dance on the way for nothing.