Funny Whatsapp Status

In a tea break a shipwreck happened in my life - yes, I fall in love with her actually!!!
What's up is like a duck, every time it quacks and we have to see whether it has laid the egg.
One of the famous tips of a wise man for your finger tips-'Keep them on your lips when ever your wife wants an argument with you-friend!'
Just yield a compliment to her daily - if you want the implement of your dream of becoming her lover my friend!
Yes, I have the endless weakness to the day of the weekend my friend!!!
Wine bottle blows a flame if we put a burning match stick at top of empty wine bottle. Don't try this on human.
Sometime being joker is better than being strict atleast we can make others laugh
We can do any thing just for fun but we can not do any thing just for none.
Don't watch a watch, just watch her face, when ever you are accompanied by your girl friend!!
Before marriage she made my life a fairy tell, after marriage, she made it absolutely a scary tell.
Her LAST SEEN His MOST SEEN is a legal duty of humans now a days...
Off course OLD IS GOLD, But nobody want this age gold.
कोई बेवजह मुस्कुराता है तो लोग उसे पागल कहते है,लोगोंको तो दुसरोंको नाम देनेकीही पडी है|
Yes her skin is as white as wheat but she whets her tongue always to make a heck - my life, she is none other than my one and only wife!
If you have nothing to say good about anyone well join me
People say love hurts the most I want to ask have they ever got hurt in there smallest toe in winters
Sometimes I feel I don't use whatsapp it's using me
For every boy his girlfriend is different from every girl.
We both are wrong in case we both agree
I have one and only ULJHAN in my life, how to make you MERI DULHAN, my wife!!
Yes, I am trying to tire the attire of a groom tirelessly, no lady of the entire world is ready to wed me yet - what to do?