I'm not dull I just stay at battery Saving mode
Kbhi mc-donalds mera pyaar tha par aaj kal burger king se setting jaari hai.
I know you are seeing my status.... No problem... See it...
Yes, I have an important talk with you and that is - just lock the room and rock with me only.
Just a suggestion for you -- choose me as your life partner and never loose me, never ever in your life, understood!
Traveled a lot but not able to avail a heart of a woman of the planet earth yet!
Money is sweet.... Sweet but not hot.... Hot but cool....
People say that "love is in air" may be this is the reason for This air being so "polluted"
KILL ego to save your love..... It saves your drinks BILL....
In my life, I have one and only tension - how to attract her attention!
Kisi bhi captcha ko solve karna meri aadat nahi jarurat hai.
I won't be happy with the technology until i can download a beer and pizza meal.
Kasam hai mujhe tere deedar ki, me ye zahar kabhi pi ke na dikhau.
Mujhe tumhare gam lene ka koi shok nahi hai, inhe tum apne hi pas rakho.
Mujhe teri yadon ke bade bade pahad yad a rahe the par mene unko hi hibernate mode par rakh diya.
Teri chadar ko churane ki tamanna rakhne wale the hum par kya karein kutton ne ake chori ka irada hi badalwa diya.
If you really want to get power, just go and put you finger into electric socket
I'm not a lazy person, I'm just thinking how to become crazy
आजकल जो लोग चारपाई से खड़े नहीं हो सकते,वो ही लोग तूफान खड़े करने की बात करते हैं
Everything become fine, when I take snacks with wine
Pressure cooker Si ho gayi hai logo ki zindgi, thoda kaam ka pressure kya aaya ki siti bajni suru ho jati hai