Being punctual will get you no appreciation as nobody will be there...
Work is for people who don’t know how to kill time.
Question: What is long and hard and have cum in it? Answer: Cucumber.
You are sweet and sexy like a candy bar…half sweet and half naked!
I did not get a real man; the sober one doesn’t like me and I don’t like the drunken!
Foreplay = An hour of begging for playing dirty games.
By the time you learn the rules of life, you might be in grave waiting for next the life…
If I am good at something, why do it for free? Sex is not included.
Before marriage, I did almost anything that I wanted to do…after marriage I do what my partners want me to.
Ideally I should get married in early morning; if anything goes wrong, I’ll have plenty of time to run away.
Men always agree for premarital sex; unless their daughters ask their permission for the same.
Stupidity is not a crime and that is the sole reason why you are roaming free and bindaas...
Early to bed and early to rise…makes people suspicious about your intentions and activities.
If you want to open your foul mouth again, tell all to your husband…he is not listening anyways.
So sexy! She turned my ‘software’ to ‘hardware’!
Retirement is the time when life and relationships become so meaningful…
It takes lot of hard work & patience to listen and it takes extraordinary skill to act and to pretend that you're listening.
Words are cheaper till you hire a lawyer.
Sometimes I really wish life to have sub-lives.
You are so beautiful that I forgot to post my Whatsapp status…
Your call is important; please wait till you land up in ‘Voicemail’.