Question: Any idea, why Eve ate the forbidden ‘apple’? Answer: It surely tasted better than Adam’s ‘banana’.
I saw you laughing this morning………….but I remember that I told you the joke day before yesterday!
My cell phone is my social life, professional life, love life and everything else as well...
If I have not told you yet, then it must not be any of your business.
U r so ugly, that your mirror image runs away when you stand in front of mirror.
We were best friends forever…and then we decided to marry…
I understand your ex was an asshole, but I can’t guaranty another one will not be trapped again…
No matter how good your resume is, you are never supposed to get a job based on that.
That high profiled Hotel charged me for everything…except for bad service.
Anger: When your mouth and hands works faster than your heart and brain.
Message for my ex: A woman dating a person like you must be desperate.
My jealous friends has evaluated me as per their discretion and made me a snob person - it is not my fault !
I had so many classmates, have a lot of colleges and only one friend - that is my creativity, which has made me the leader of a mass.
I vowed to my own shadow that I won't let it be disappeared coz I will never leave the path of the Light in my whole life!
Donate eyes - to give them immortality.
Hum aap se naraj hain. Par aap se baat karne ke liye betab bhi hain .
When you start something good......people will criticize you till your success........
Tumahre sanso ki mahak bahkati h mujhe......roka rakha h humne aapne jajbato ko.........
Tonight I am missing your warmth.....can you please be here???
If you want to enjoy life...leave worries about being failure and do your best..........
Exam has one good thing, it make students bhaktimay..........