You can think it is my attitude but it is not.............
Learning with experience will never get you a Graduation Degree.
How come men always look the same before and after their sleep and woman get deranged?
Anyone who says, “Good Morning’ on a Monday should be shot at sight.
I heard a lot of bad about you and now I found out you are even worse!
Life would have been easier where we could switch off/on our emotions.
All arguments with my spouse end into a debate; I keep on forgetting he was the captain of his high school debate team.
Getting ready for my next project…I need a volunteer and a condom.
Sex is awesome, especially when threesome…foursome…
I don’t want to fight with you ugly moron…I know you have nothing to lose.
Mine was a love triangle, the angle being ‘acute’.
Today when I was praying to God.....God asked...beta exams aagye kya?
My baby.....I just like to suck your lips.......
An ocean in my heart-profound,extended,wavy-coz affected by a storm- that is love for you!
How come all awkward moments and you are inter-related?
My blood group says something about me - A+ - means Always positive!
If it seems everything is ‘dysfunctional’; get the ‘fun’ out of it.
Loving at first sight saves lot of time and energy.
For me, meaning of life keeps changing.
If u need something, u have to seed something.
Severity of itch directly proportional to your current location & is inversely proportional to the ease of reach.