Question: What is the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? Answer: It’s in the taste.
I am out of bed and dressed…now tell me what is bugging you, dress or…
I am in a horror house; I am the neighbor of the beast.
If you set aside the looks, money, intelligence, charm and success, there is no difference between me and Madhuri Dixit!
Your thoughts process your words; so be careful.
Depression: A period during which we have to get along without the things which we never dreamed of.
I don’t go with the flow; because I believe only dead fish does so.
I am planning for an organ donation; my liver to an alcoholic, because I know for sure it will be an exact match.
Hot girls like you are the real reason for Global Warming.
With your kind of intelligence, I suggest you to think inside the box.
Dreams come true; so next time be careful.
It is easier to preach than to pursue.
After my marriage, I realized jokes on husband and wife are not just jokes…they are realities.
My wife is a born killer…she dresses to kill…cook too…
My boyfriend eloped with my girlfriend. And I guess I already started missing her...:-(
70% of your body is made up of water & 30% with your sexiness; now you must understand why am I desperately looking for a drink...;-)
Tips: You hold the key to success when you know whom to blame for your failures.
Baby! You are so cute; you are a ‘fineapple’ for me.
A woman wants her man to satisfy ‘ALL’ her needs; a man want his woman to satisfy his ‘ONE’ need.
I prefer sleeping in morning to finish my dreams.
Want you live life without tension, then avoid thinking.....