I behave 18 when wrong, and 22 when right!! lol
Feminism is not about man hating! guys come on! Its about women love! Independece! And then we are not judged about the same!
These were the cages of some dreams! But now they are the containers of salted water only!
Swapnon ko sach karne se pahele unhe dekhna jaruri hota hai.
To me politics is all about misinterpretation, misguidance and mischief.
Just wondering, if I throw a stone…will you leave?
Day dreaming is good, if it turns into a reality!
Apparently the drunken thief scaled the glass wall to see what is on the other side!
With geometry in mathematics, my life turned 360 degree!
You are so ugly; it seems the doctor kept the placenta and threw away the baby.
It is better to be nice with your kids; because it’s them choosing your nursing or old age home.
Do everything with 100% dedication - go deep but after a peep !
The death sentence executed for the convict is by a lethal injection…with a sterilized needle!
Question: What is a slut’s favorite fairy tale? Answer: Humpme Dumpme.
What is the one thing that all aggressive men at matrimonial websites have in common? They are all married.
When a man says, “I’m fine, he actually means it; when a woman says, “I’m fine”, she is getting ready for the disaster.
There are two types of people, one who pees in the swimming pool and the other who never admits that they did it.
I don’t like people hijacking my Facebook wall to post their Fakebook thoughts.
We are born free, living free and taxed to death!
I always beat the 6pm rush; leave office post-lunch!
I agree with my husband only when he is not around.