I understood that you were supposed to make me smarter & a brilliant dancer…but I saw the video & now I need to talk to you, dear alcohol!
I do not have a girlfriend, but I do have a friend who is a real girl.
Can you please tell me, how do I disable the auto correct feature of my girlfriend?
For me team work is extremely important; especially when it comes to blaming…
Never say 'ever' again; if U ever say 'ever', I will beat the shit 'ever' to 'never'.
Life is full of surprises....surprises are full of life too...
I am a good wife; I always forgive my husband when I am wrong.
If I am smiling, then I am thinking about doing something naughty; and if you find me laughing…my project is already over.
I always forget my mistakes because there is no point remembering the same thing by both the partners.
I don’t like to interrupt my husband; so I have not spoken to him for last 2 months.
When you see your mother is laughing at your father’s joke be assured that there are guests in the house.
I can keep secrets well; but the people whom I tell can’t keep theirs.
I am a great multi-tasker; can kill time, laze around and blame others all at a time.
What’s the point of wearing bikini when men are only interested in your covered parts?
Why study medical when we can like and share Facebook posts to save people’s life?
Question: How did you escape Iraq? Answer: Iran.
God is omnipresent but not homeless at all ! You can listen his voice ass ur own heart beat !
These are the pearls - not the tears only - hence keep them in ur eyes - treasures safely !
God yields man and man yields chocolates - so who yields better something - as per ur discretion ? Happy chocolate day!
Learning is good, exam is not - it yields various types of complications to the sacred minds of the students !
If action follows by reaction then why she doesn't love me yet? I am enticed to her!