I choose my lipsticks by flavor not by colors because flavor is only for you........
You are the only one who do not know reality and I am happy about it........
For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction…and a corresponding over-reaction too…
Dogs wag their tails and they have lot of friends…we wag our tongues and we have so many enemies…
We all are so normal till we start revealing…
Statistics says 9 out of 10 people SUFFERS from diarrhea at least once in their lifetime…does it mean that left one ENJOYS it?
I have lost my watch and I am not getting time to search for it!
Pessimism is in my blood, I belong to B-Negative blood group...
Hard work is the key to success…because with hard work it’s so easy to make a mere key!
The number of middle fingers I have is quite less to show my real feelings for you.
Women can fake orgasm…men fake relationship...and U r master in faking both!
Question: So what is special in today’s Menu? Answer: Me n U.
This is for people who write ‘U’ for you, ‘Y’ for why, etc…what ALL you do in your saved time?!
Can anyone please tell me, where to get seeds for seedless watermelons?
I got married to Mr. Right and recently I found out his first name…’Always’!
To look at your age old wife and tell her how sexy she is…get drunk first.
We were taught that we should always give our 100% for every job we do; how could they forgot about blood donation?
I always do what I want to do right away, because apologizing is easier than seeking permission.
I am secured in my job; no one else is interested in it.
I am repeating the same mistakes for quite some time now and time has come to call them, traditional!
My ex boyfriend wrote to me asking me to delete his number; I replied to him, “Who the shit is this?”