If you want to open your foul mouth again, tell all to your husband…he is not listening anyways.
So sexy! She turned my ‘software’ to ‘hardware’!
Retirement is the time when life and relationships become so meaningful…
It takes lot of hard work & patience to listen and it takes extraordinary skill to act and to pretend that you're listening.
Words are cheaper till you hire a lawyer.
Sometimes I really wish life to have sub-lives.
You are so beautiful that I forgot to post my Whatsapp status…
Your call is important; please wait till you land up in ‘Voicemail’.
Question: Any idea, why Eve ate the forbidden ‘apple’? Answer: It surely tasted better than Adam’s ‘banana’.
I saw you laughing this morning………….but I remember that I told you the joke day before yesterday!
My cell phone is my social life, professional life, love life and everything else as well...
If I have not told you yet, then it must not be any of your business.
U r so ugly, that your mirror image runs away when you stand in front of mirror.
We were best friends forever…and then we decided to marry…
I understand your ex was an asshole, but I can’t guaranty another one will not be trapped again…
No matter how good your resume is, you are never supposed to get a job based on that.
That high profiled Hotel charged me for everything…except for bad service.
Anger: When your mouth and hands works faster than your heart and brain.
Message for my ex: A woman dating a person like you must be desperate.
My jealous friends has evaluated me as per their discretion and made me a snob person - it is not my fault !
I had so many classmates, have a lot of colleges and only one friend - that is my creativity, which has made me the leader of a mass.