An ocean in my heart-profound,extended,wavy-coz affected by a storm- that is love for you!
How come all awkward moments and you are inter-related?
My blood group says something about me - A+ - means Always positive!
If it seems everything is ‘dysfunctional’; get the ‘fun’ out of it.
Loving at first sight saves lot of time and energy.
For me, meaning of life keeps changing.
If u need something, u have to seed something.
Severity of itch directly proportional to your current location & is inversely proportional to the ease of reach.
Being punctual will get you no appreciation as nobody will be there...
Work is for people who don’t know how to kill time.
Question: What is long and hard and have cum in it? Answer: Cucumber.
You are sweet and sexy like a candy bar…half sweet and half naked!
I did not get a real man; the sober one doesn’t like me and I don’t like the drunken!
Foreplay = An hour of begging for playing dirty games.
By the time you learn the rules of life, you might be in grave waiting for next the life…
If I am good at something, why do it for free? Sex is not included.
Before marriage, I did almost anything that I wanted to do…after marriage I do what my partners want me to.
Ideally I should get married in early morning; if anything goes wrong, I’ll have plenty of time to run away.
Men always agree for premarital sex; unless their daughters ask their permission for the same.
Stupidity is not a crime and that is the sole reason why you are roaming free and bindaas...
Early to bed and early to rise…makes people suspicious about your intentions and activities.