I don’t go with the flow; because I believe only dead fish does so.
Depression: A period during which we have to get along without the things which we never dreamed of.
Your thoughts process your words; so be careful.
If you set aside the looks, money, intelligence, charm and success, there is no difference between me and Madhuri Dixit!
I am in a horror house; I am the neighbor of the beast.
I am out of bed and dressed…now tell me what is bugging you, dress or…
Question: What is the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? Answer: It’s in the taste.
I agree with my husband only when he is not around.
I always beat the 6pm rush; leave office post-lunch!
We are born free, living free and taxed to death!
I don’t like people hijacking my Facebook wall to post their Fakebook thoughts.
There are two types of people, one who pees in the swimming pool and the other who never admits that they did it.
When a man says, “I’m fine, he actually means it; when a woman says, “I’m fine”, she is getting ready for the disaster.
What is the one thing that all aggressive men at matrimonial websites have in common? They are all married.
Question: What is a slut’s favorite fairy tale? Answer: Humpme Dumpme.
The death sentence executed for the convict is by a lethal injection…with a sterilized needle!
Do everything with 100% dedication - go deep but after a peep !
It is better to be nice with your kids; because it’s them choosing your nursing or old age home.
You are so ugly; it seems the doctor kept the placenta and threw away the baby.
With geometry in mathematics, my life turned 360 degree!
Swapnon ko sach karne se pahele unhe dekhna jaruri hota hai.