Men always agree for premarital sex; unless their daughters ask their permission for the same.
Ideally I should get married in early morning; if anything goes wrong, I’ll have plenty of time to run away.
Before marriage, I did almost anything that I wanted to do…after marriage I do what my partners want me to.
By the time you learn the rules of life, you might be in grave waiting for next the life…
Foreplay = An hour of begging for playing dirty games.
I did not get a real man; the sober one doesn’t like me and I don’t like the drunken!
Question: What is long and hard and have cum in it? Answer: Cucumber.
Work is for people who don’t know how to kill time.
Being punctual will get you no appreciation as nobody will be there...
If u need something, u have to seed something.
For me, meaning of life keeps changing.
Loving at first sight saves lot of time and energy.
If it seems everything is ‘dysfunctional’; get the ‘fun’ out of it.
My blood group says something about me - A+ - means Always positive!
How come all awkward moments and you are inter-related?
An ocean in my heart-profound,extended,wavy-coz affected by a storm- that is love for you!
My baby.....I just like to suck your lips.......
Today when I was praying to God.....God asked...beta exams aagye kya?
You can think it is my attitude but it is not.............
Want you live life without tension, then avoid thinking.....
I am planning for an organ donation; my liver to an alcoholic, because I know for sure it will be an exact match.