I got married to Mr. Right and recently I found out his first name…’Always’!
Can anyone please tell me, where to get seeds for seedless watermelons?
This is for people who write ‘U’ for you, ‘Y’ for why, etc…what ALL you do in your saved time?!
Question: So what is special in today’s Menu? Answer: Me n U.
Women can fake orgasm…men fake relationship...and U r master in faking both!
The number of middle fingers I have is quite less to show my real feelings for you.
Hard work is the key to success…because with hard work it’s so easy to make a mere key!
Pessimism is in my blood, I belong to B-Negative blood group...
I have lost my watch and I am not getting time to search for it!
Statistics says 9 out of 10 people SUFFERS from diarrhea at least once in their lifetime…does it mean that left one ENJOYS it?
We all are so normal till we start revealing…
Dogs wag their tails and they have lot of friends…we wag our tongues and we have so many enemies…
For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction…and a corresponding over-reaction too…
You are the only one who do not know reality and I am happy about it........
I choose my lipsticks by flavor not by colors because flavor is only for you........
Eating, eating and eating......I wish it would be my life..........
I always dream about having tree of chocolates......happy chocolate day........
You broke my heart but not me....having broken heart is better than broken soul....
My dear ex..... you can try hard to bring me back in your life...but I won't.......
When pain crosses its limit....it feels nothing..........
I like to show mirror to people either they think i have insulted them or not