Why study medical when we can like and share Facebook posts to save people’s life?
What’s the point of wearing bikini when men are only interested in your covered parts?
I am a great multi-tasker; can kill time, laze around and blame others all at a time.
I can keep secrets well; but the people whom I tell can’t keep theirs.
When you see your mother is laughing at your father’s joke be assured that there are guests in the house.
I don’t like to interrupt my husband; so I have not spoken to him for last 2 months.
I always forget my mistakes because there is no point remembering the same thing by both the partners.
If I am smiling, then I am thinking about doing something naughty; and if you find me laughing…my project is already over.
I am a good wife; I always forgive my husband when I am wrong.
Life is full of surprises....surprises are full of life too...
Never say 'ever' again; if U ever say 'ever', I will beat the shit 'ever' to 'never'.
For me team work is extremely important; especially when it comes to blaming…
Can you please tell me, how do I disable the auto correct feature of my girlfriend?
I do not have a girlfriend, but I do have a friend who is a real girl.
I understood that you were supposed to make me smarter & a brilliant dancer…but I saw the video & now I need to talk to you, dear alcohol!
My ex boyfriend wrote to me asking me to delete his number; I replied to him, “Who the shit is this?”
I am repeating the same mistakes for quite some time now and time has come to call them, traditional!
I am secured in my job; no one else is interested in it.
I always do what I want to do right away, because apologizing is easier than seeking permission.
We were taught that we should always give our 100% for every job we do; how could they forgot about blood donation?
To look at your age old wife and tell her how sexy she is…get drunk first.