Dreams come true; so next time be careful.
With your kind of intelligence, I suggest you to think inside the box.
Hot girls like you are the real reason for Global Warming.
Day dreaming is good, if it turns into a reality!
To me politics is all about misinterpretation, misguidance and mischief.
These were the cages of some dreams! But now they are the containers of salted water only!
I got an IDEA…but there is no recharge!
Adult: A person who can only grow in the ‘middle’.
Not all men are annoying…some of them are obnoxious too…
All my house rules are for other family members while I enjoy exceptions…
You are so bald that I can see the cow dung inside…
When two fat people are trying to have sex; it’s called Mission & Missionary Impossible!
I programmed my husband to remember both our engagement and marriage anniversary dates; Engaged on 25th December & Married on 26th January!
Oh it’s U! Sorry, I could not recognize you without your false eyelashes, teeth and wig!
Goood luck to all of those who are trying to pull me down, like you ever going to succeed! duahhh
We need some changes in education system, that is only studies....no exam..........
A rose is symbolized with u -soft, splendid, beautiful but blanketing with prongs only. However I love both of u. Happy rose day!
Don't call me, if u want to share something with me - just whatsapp it - coz, walls have ears and mobile pe bhi cross connection hote hain.
School days are the days when we don't have so much tension about our career.
You are watching my status, it means you are in love with me ❤
Jis ladke ki kismat me hum nahi matlab us me dum nahi.