Stupidity is not a crime and that is the sole reason why you are roaming free and bindaas...
If I am good at something, why do it for free? Sex is not included.
You are sweet and sexy like a candy bar…half sweet and half naked!
Severity of itch directly proportional to your current location & is inversely proportional to the ease of reach.
Mine was a love triangle, the angle being ‘acute’.
I don’t want to fight with you ugly moron…I know you have nothing to lose.
Sex is awesome, especially when threesome…foursome…
Getting ready for my next project…I need a volunteer and a condom.
All arguments with my spouse end into a debate; I keep on forgetting he was the captain of his high school debate team.
Life would have been easier where we could switch off/on our emotions.
I heard a lot of bad about you and now I found out you are even worse!
Anyone who says, “Good Morning’ on a Monday should be shot at sight.
How come men always look the same before and after their sleep and woman get deranged?
Learning with experience will never get you a Graduation Degree.
I prefer sleeping in morning to finish my dreams.
A woman wants her man to satisfy ‘ALL’ her needs; a man want his woman to satisfy his ‘ONE’ need.
Baby! You are so cute; you are a ‘fineapple’ for me.
Tips: You hold the key to success when you know whom to blame for your failures.
My wife is a born killer…she dresses to kill…cook too…
After my marriage, I realized jokes on husband and wife are not just jokes…they are realities.
It is easier to preach than to pursue.