Girl- Have 5 boyfriends.Whom should I marry?Guru-none of them.Marry me only.Girl-But you are a monk!Guru-I am a monk. But won't be........
Boy said"Before marriage,you should know everything about me.Just ask me!" Girl said"Yes,that's true.Please tell me your ATM Card number.
Don't talk rudely, I am your shali not biwi - understood!
Doctor-u don't care about ur wife!Husband-No.How could I know that she is 6 months pregnant!I came back yesterday only - after 2 years!
Wife (to her hubby) - Don't tell a lie! Ye hak toh srif mujhe hai.
Shadi toh main isi saal karungi bas ek dulha mil jaye!
30th ko Gf ka bday hay. Gift kharid ne hain. Friends, Are you listening?
My wife was the daughter of my boss. Now she is my boss. What to do?
I love our servant,because my wife hates him.
Give up smoking and drinking. Other wise I will never give you a kiss!
Sympathy is the best way of treatment !
I am very wise - that's why I don't loose my temperament easily ................
You are really a magnet of every good thing - that's why you are enjoying the company of your wonderful life - that is me!
Don't take me seriously friends - never!
I am a diplomat not a jhuta insaan because - Jhut and diplomacy is not a same thing -yead rakhna hamesha.
100 Rs. ka chhutta chahiye - do na - please!
I am a bank employ and going to marry one of our richer clients today - so wise I am. No?
Toh keya huya ke tum mujhe gali de rahe ho? Akhir, kuchh de hi toh rahe ho. Le toh nahi rahe ho na kuchh bhi.
No, u r wrong. My heart is not beating, it is chanting ur name constantly !
Sorry,you have dialed a wrong number.I am not ur secretory, I am ur one and only wife.
I really love you Mother India, please give me your blessings.