He said-I am married.I said-I am not.He said-That's why you are precious to me.
Hello darling,I am married too-just like you-means we both have the same sad story.
Attention please,how am I looking today in my profile pic?
Hello,If any one of you the address of happiness, please share with me.
Keya nasib hai mera! Subah se Jo bhi milta hai,dantta rahta hai!
Mere piya gaye rengun,so I come to sabjimandi to buy a bengan.No option boss,keys Karen?
Hubby ji, you have called up in my mobile and talking with our naokrani? This is not fair!
Got 50 kisses from wife today-first time in my life.Actually she called up in my friend's phone and didn't know that, I hv received d call!
Birth day prayer - Wo Mother India, please give me the chance to make you proud 100 times more!
Don't get jealous! Don't be insecured ! Just be inspired by me - please!
Mujhe chahiye ek aysa pati jo ho lakhpati !
Nice one-everybody says-after seeing my newest whatsapp profile pic!Won't u dear?
Waiting for the birthday gifts from you friends!
Got your salary!So you will surely buy a costly birthday gift for me.No?
What did you say?Say it again please - oh, ya, ya. I agree with you - you are talking with the most beautiful lady of the earth!
The first cry of a new born baby is the sweetest music of the earh!
You are about to reach at my most private zone - that is whatsapp!
I said-look! a cat! He said-won come on! you are much more khubsurat than the black cat!
1st of every month one feels relaxed after all salary gona credit isnt it!
Hey, its my birth day today. Come on friends (with costly gifts), to make me happy.
chalna shuru karo - chalte raho - dekho paunchh gaye na!