I was looking at his eyes - suddenly, allegedly shuddered and plunged into his heart !
I am lazy and want to see the world to be lazy, lazy people live longer than hard worker......
Do you know something? - He has decided to reside in my heart !
Lull up the bustles of your heart castle darling. I have been cuddled by the deadly desire to dwell there !
Let the naughty child inside you become even more naughtier with age and give everyone a hear attack!
Naughtiness lies in the eyes of beholder :p
My face is milky, hair is silky - hence provision for u - dur raho mujh se - ishk ka risk hai boss !
Time is very costly never waste it on Girlfriend or boyfriends.
I wonder how my fingers are gonna look on those nice abs?
Welcome to the world of human beings. Mention your species first.
There are two types of people, one who pees in the swimming pool and the other who never admits that they did it.
I agree with my husband only when he is not around.
I am planning for an organ donation; my liver to an alcoholic, because I know for sure it will be an exact match.
My wife is a born killer…she dresses to kill…cook too…
A woman wants her man to satisfy ‘ALL’ her needs; a man want his woman to satisfy his ‘ONE’ need.
Severity of itch directly proportional to your current location & is inversely proportional to the ease of reach.
Early to bed and early to rise…makes people suspicious about your intentions and activities.
I understand your ex was an asshole, but I can’t guaranty another one will not be trapped again…
That high profiled Hotel charged me for everything…except for bad service.
Statistics says 9 out of 10 people SUFFERS from diarrhea at least once in their lifetime…does it mean that left one ENJOYS it?
This is for people who write ‘U’ for you, ‘Y’ for why, etc…what ALL you do in your saved time?!