I cannot forget your love and kisses of last night.
Don't underestimate yourself, you are the winner before your birth, You are the fastest sperm.
Love to have fun with you, because of your hardware..........
Bhul jao duniya ko ho jao mujh pe magan, bujhao sanson se apne mere tan ke agaan!
So invasive, so private! :p
Duniya me sab ka koi naam hai, fir bhi aap bhid me oye chutiye bologe to 100 me se 90 palat kar jarur dekhege.
when you are like checking me out really good and i pretend looking at other things, thats when i see the tiger in you!
When two fat people are trying to have sex; it’s called Mission & Missionary Impossible!
Question: What is a slut’s favorite fairy tale? Answer: Humpme Dumpme.
Question: What is the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? Answer: It’s in the taste.
Getting ready for my next project…I need a volunteer and a condom.
Sex is awesome, especially when threesome…foursome…
My baby.....I just like to suck your lips.......
Question: What is long and hard and have cum in it? Answer: Cucumber.
Foreplay = An hour of begging for playing dirty games.
If I am good at something, why do it for free? Sex is not included.
So sexy! She turned my ‘software’ to ‘hardware’!
Question: Any idea, why Eve ate the forbidden ‘apple’? Answer: It surely tasted better than Adam’s ‘banana’.
Tumahre sanso ki mahak bahkati h mujhe......roka rakha h humne aapne jajbato ko.........
I wish you in my life, to kiss me....love me like crazy....lover....
I choose my lipsticks by flavor not by colors because flavor is only for you........