Annoy her by coming in front of the front camera every time that bitch is clicking selfies! That is revenge! :p
People often make me wait for hours to reply to my text with "Ok”! I question them back, “Are you constipated?”
What is the one thing that all aggressive men at matrimonial websites have in common? They are all married.
How come all awkward moments and you are inter-related?
You have freedom of speech and I have the right to ignore.
I am getting insane I guess; over doing same mistakes and expecting varied results!
Whenever I plan for a weekend movie; invariably that Friday remains the busiest one.
I think the last time I found you cute…I was drunk.
I am sorry and I forgot…the eternal truth that you are an idiot.
U can not impress me with your whatsapp status…try in person.
Can I click you? I heard that the National Geographic Channel is running a photo contest on “Natural Disaster”.
Can I click you? What you heard! Lick? Do you find yourself as an ice-cream!
Be kind towards people, even if they deal with you in a bad way just for being good.
Bring back the trust once I had upon you, to make ourselves together again....
Scum is scum no matter where it's placed or season it is......
Your manipulative dislikes on my status is actually an energy drink for me…BOOST!
You can not be jealous and creative at the same time…
Some people are like night starts. When they disappear the day starts.
Stupid people make me angry in my life just for nothing else.
You are not meant for doing the wrong things in all your endeavours.
You want to know me more, and then spend time with me, not with your cell phone....................