Woh nasha sharab me na mila jo nakab me mila.....
Sympathy is the best way of treatment !
Give up smoking and drinking. Other wise I will never give you a kiss!
Chor na year! Annual exam toh har saal ate hain. Abi thora whatsapp pe group chatting kar lete hain.
It is a dark night hence even my shadow is not with me now - I am lonely - absolutely !
Just give me a birth day gift! I will give you a return gift - a soft, warm kiss!
I love our servant,because my wife hates him.
My wife was the daughter of my boss. Now she is my boss. What to do?
30th ko Gf ka bday hay. Gift kharid ne hain. Friends, Are you listening?
Shadi toh main isi saal karungi bas ek dulha mil jaye!
Wife (to her husband)- My mom is coming tomorrow. Tell your mother to go back home.
You don't deserve my sympathy . So don't expect that from me!
Wife (to her hubby) - Don't tell a lie! Ye hak toh srif mujhe hai.
Doctor-u don't care about ur wife!Husband-No.How could I know that she is 6 months pregnant!I came back yesterday only - after 2 years!
Don't talk rudely, I am your shali not biwi - understood!
Boy said"Before marriage,you should know everything about me.Just ask me!" Girl said"Yes,that's true.Please tell me your ATM Card number.
Gossip! Gossip! Gossip - all the time! Are you a lady or a Gossip Magazine!
Girl- Have 5 boyfriends.Whom should I marry?Guru-none of them.Marry me only.Girl-But you are a monk!Guru-I am a monk. But won't be........
chalna shuru karo - chalte raho - dekho paunchh gaye na!
Hey, its my birth day today. Come on friends (with costly gifts), to make me happy.
Thank you God for giving me the chance to see another birth day of mine!