I am sorry and I forgot…the eternal truth that you are an idiot.
If you really hate me…to score your hate quotient, you may log on to KICK-UR-BUTT.com
For Sale: Dysfunctional Brain in good shape.
Better be alone than being a loner.
Don’t try to mess with me, I am quite messy already.
I have many problems in my life…and the prime one is U!
Love is blind but eyes are not and that’s the reason I left U…
Eat…Pray…Love…make babies…;-)
I don’t play just to play; I always play to WIN…
Low Battery? Please recharge Urself!
Checking my last seen? Wow! I am doing the same for U!
I love my job especially when I remain jobless.
I desire and aspire to inspire U before U exasperate or expire…interested yet?
Wish you could be as smart as your smartphone!
I am very down to earth person; but unfortunately I still remain above you all!
U can not impress me with your whatsapp status…try in person.
Ur status has never matched my whatsapp status…not even in reality.
You are mistaken; I don't have attitude problem…I have attitude and the problem is your's.
Don't look for happiness, create it.
Agar bado ke mu mein jawab dena nahin chahiye, toh behtar hain ki exam paper khali chor aye!
I am in a complicated relationship…with my study books.