When friendship gets wrapped with conditions…love happens.
U may hide anywhere Mr. Devil but you will still stink …
Marriage is another name for elastic.
U are what U wear….bracelets or hand-cuffs.
I was intelligent…and then I started writing whatsapp status. ;-)
I prefer a joker than a king or a queen…because no matter what happens to the king and the queen, the joker remains safe…
I forget things which I am supposed to remember and remember things which I am supposed to forget!
Trying anything aimless is worthless.
We all live vertically and die horizontally!
I guess I smell like a shit now because I hanged around quite a time with Ur kind of trashy people…
Rejecting your apology because I am having a ‘heart’ and not an engine which u may ‘restart’.
Dear obsessed with my photograph, you may please apply for my autograph…
I am literally clumsy when I am lazy…………
Don't worry God, no grief can touch me - I am surrounded by my family members now!
I had made an unbreakable relationship with good luck very proficiently - don't you know that?
Ansuon ko bahe jane do, stagnant water is a dangerous thing indeed.
I love my childhood but don't want to go back there,because I couldn't discover u there my profession!I am obsessed about u-u know that!
I am not a forecaster but I can tell you that you have a very bright future - yes, I am sure about it. Because you are a nice soul!
Very much occupied with my future planning. So, no time for you my past life - I am very sorry to say.
It's going to die. Not me dear, my mobile battery.
I am not complaining my life, just trying to make you absolutely correct !