I wonder how my fingers are gonna look on those nice abs?
The nicest thing in this world is taking vacational leave and sleeping :p
When two fat people are trying to have sex; it’s called Mission & Missionary Impossible!
You are so bald that I can see the cow dung inside…
All my house rules are for other family members while I enjoy exceptions…
Not all men are annoying…some of them are obnoxious too…
Adult: A person who can only grow in the ‘middle’.
Busy ignoring you…
People often make me wait for hours to reply to my text with "Ok”! I question them back, “Are you constipated?”
The best relationship is what you can have with yourself, you should have the courage to rely upon your own two feet!
Welcome to the world of human beings. Mention your species first.
Busy Whatsapping…please hang up and never call me again.
What we had with us, neither of us will have it with someone else!
No matter how good you are in parenting, one of your kid will never ever grow up – your husband.
U doesn’t need to have everything in life; if at all you have, where will you keep all those?!
DRIVE ! DRIVE ! DRIVE! DRIVE is what DRIVES winners!
When relationship does not make sense, listen to music…it works.
That moment when you see the last rank holder eating burger at times sqaure and posing for a selfie!
Divorce is expensive because woman are always high valued.
I don’t need a reason to have alcohol; all I need is a glass or any other container.
I got an IDEA…but there is no recharge!