Whatsapp Status in English

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Dirt is always in my mind... But during sex it come out through my di*k.
You are my jaan. Agar tum gayi to samjo meri jaan gayi.
My each birthday kill me by a year.
Dogs are lucky...they can do sex anywhere.
I like only two girls... One who is ready to give and second who is ready to take.
Love is blind thats why i am not able to find love.
I love girls who love cigarette.
I love cigarettes because they gives me joy before killing me.
We are friend like water and fish.
Look at my eyes... They are more beautifull than my b**bs.
I love U... Sorry not you.
Ladki se bhat karte dhek papa ne bahut peeta... Aglay din ladko se bhate karte dhek papa nai pyaar se pucha-sab theek to hai na.
Padne ka dil tabi karta hai... saali jab light chali jaati hai.
Cheating farro mai se nahi...dimaag se hoti hai.
School mai jo signature mai karta tha, papa bi confuse hokar sochte thay ki ye signature maine kab kare.
Har saal class badlti hai, har saal teachers badlte hai, or har saal hamara pyaar badlta hai.
School days are those days, when our crush was our teachers.
I like you, like my breath.
Come close to me, I want to check your hotness with my thermometer.
I like only her ups and down and not plain area.
I want to hug you, not from heart but from lower body to lower body.