Here is a kiss for you darling. Now give me a return gift.......
I am fall in love with your status dear.
Jo maja status likhne may hay, wo maja aur kisi may nahi.
Tere profile picture dekh ke lagra hai ke tujhe khake badhajmi huyi hai.
Keya, teri biwi ghar chhor ke chali gayi?Pray for me also - Mr. lucky.
Way, tujhe pagar mila? Toh aa, let's dance!
Please leave me alone..
It's Saturday! Chalo party manate hain.
You want to learn the art of kissing from me?Just send 10000Rs in my bank account first.
It's my childhood's photo friends.Ye nahi sochna ke main ne kisi film star ke bachpan ke photo churayen hain.
Wo meri pyari saheli, plese stop messaging me, I am busy with your hubby now.
This is my fake profile !
My hubby is out of station now. Boys of the are you listening ?
Don't try to make me hot - aare samhal nahi payoge year!
I am thirsty of your love only..............................
My hubby is sleeping now. Dear boy friend, come online please and give me a hot kiss.
I am enjoying the company of my 68 friends now - thanks to WhatsApp.
I have a very special kind of hobby - jo mujh se jwalte hain, main unko aur jwalati hun. Bahat maja aata hai.
At last I have managed some free times for you my friends. Come, start messaging me!
Tu mera status kyon chura raha hai re? AApna status khud se bana stupid !
Mother nature has gifted us another beautiful day. Let's celebrate!