Is it your status or weather report - changing every hour?
I have no excuse to forgive you. You are an enemy of humanity
I am not a gift shop,I only have my dil to give you.If you need that just let me know!
Tu rahe aheshas me, jiwan ke har aash me.
I am in a special mood - samajh rahe ho na?
Tere ko patana was a mission impossible.But see I did that-my wify.
I am going to share a secret with you right now-that is-I am fall In love with you!
Do you like to talk to me now or interested in whatsApp messages only?
Listening music friends, so can't talk to you now!
I am going to celebrate my sugag raat tomorrow-interested people inbox your snaps with bank details!
Something urgent - need to talk - don't worry, I just want to know how much you love me!
I had a battle today with my bad luck and won the crown lastly.
I am not going to answer your call.
Mujhe kuchh payse udhar chahiye - account number is - 420.
I got married with smoking then we blessed with a baby lung cancer!
I love anything and everything which is beautiful-so I love myself-the most beautiful creation of God!
I don't know whether it is simple or complecated, but it's truly my life!
Don't ask me why or how!
Home Alone with whatsapp!
We broke up because my husband thought he is 'GOD' and I experienced the 'reverse'!
Life is something to add fun to it. Otherwise, it has no meaning in it.