Can anyone please tell me, where to get seeds for seedless watermelons?
I got married to Mr. Right and recently I found out his first name…’Always’!
To look at your age old wife and tell her how sexy she is…get drunk first.
We were taught that we should always give our 100% for every job we do; how could they forgot about blood donation?
I always do what I want to do right away, because apologizing is easier than seeking permission.
I am secured in my job; no one else is interested in it.
I am repeating the same mistakes for quite some time now and time has come to call them, traditional!
My ex boyfriend wrote to me asking me to delete his number; I replied to him, “Who the shit is this?”
I understood that you were supposed to make me smarter & a brilliant dancer…but I saw the video & now I need to talk to you, dear alcohol!
I do not have a girlfriend, but I do have a friend who is a real girl.
Can you please tell me, how do I disable the auto correct feature of my girlfriend?
For me team work is extremely important; especially when it comes to blaming…
Never say 'ever' again; if U ever say 'ever', I will beat the shit 'ever' to 'never'.
Life is full of surprises....surprises are full of life too...
I am a good wife; I always forgive my husband when I am wrong.
If I am smiling, then I am thinking about doing something naughty; and if you find me laughing…my project is already over.
I always forget my mistakes because there is no point remembering the same thing by both the partners.
I don’t like to interrupt my husband; so I have not spoken to him for last 2 months.
When you see your mother is laughing at your father’s joke be assured that there are guests in the house.
I can keep secrets well; but the people whom I tell can’t keep theirs.
I am a great multi-tasker; can kill time, laze around and blame others all at a time.