Life is full of idiots. And we understand how hard it is for you to survive in this mentally challenged world. To help you, we have come up with a collection of funny insult whatsapp statuses. So instead of being rude, you can update these whatsapp quotes to tease them in a good negotiating style. It is more likely that your status will help you come out of the trauma that you have suffered with that jackass. Explore this great list of funny insult whatsapp statues and share it with your friends or to be friends today!

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Kisi ki insult krne se pehle 100 baar soch lena , kya pta kl ushki jagah tum khade ho


By :  rishabh
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 09-08-2017

Insult krne se insaan sucide bhi kr skta h


By :  rishabh
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 28-07-2017

Kisi ki insult krke usko feel krna bhot badi bat h


By :  rishabh
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 23-07-2017

Kisi ki insult krne se phle ye jrur sochna ki jb wo tumhari krega to kesa lgega


By :  rishabh
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 22-07-2017

You have no right to say any wrong to me - right! - Just shut up and go away right now!


By :  Mithu
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 13-07-2017
 

Kya yar sarakar aaj kal old govt ideas copy karti hai ....badi sharm ki bat hai


By :  shabbu
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 05-07-2017

You love me - that is your personal matter - I hate you and won't endure your interference in it !


By :  Mithu
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 23-06-2017

Jis din tumhari najre mere liye shaitan ban gayi us din tumhare ma bap ke usulo ne dum toda


By :  sonia
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 22-06-2017

I can LEAD YOU....but the problem is YOU WILL LOSE...


By :  Reddy
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 13-06-2017

Chor chorise jaye, heraferise nahi, Dill dillpe aye, buzdillpe nahi.


By :  Bhalchandra
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 07-06-2017

Never underestimate anyone because who knows who underestimate you


By :  reddy
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 02-06-2017

Clean hands is a sign of LAZINESS...


By :  Reddy
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 23-05-2017

Think You Are A KING... But don't order the people as you are the KING...


By :  Reddy
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 09-05-2017

Yes - I am faddist - but not caddish like you!


By :  Mithu
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 01-05-2017

Aram krna hmne Haram samjha, isiliye to tujhse pyar kr liya, Taki tu apni bak Bak karti rahe.


By :  Shahista
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 21-04-2017

I am not texting you bcoz I am not interested and I am just ignoring you


By :  omkar
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 16-04-2017

If you think I am missing you then you are right because I am just missing a bitch


By :  omkar
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 16-04-2017

God is so funny I mean just look at your face he made your face like a monkey to entertain us


By :  omkar
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 16-04-2017

Sometimes ignoring is the best way to insult a fool


By :  omkar
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 15-04-2017

Apni juninyat dikhakar tujhe Pana chaha, kambhakat wo Tere liye nhi SB Teri paiso k liye Tha.


By :  Shahista
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 13-04-2017
 

I don't need ARGUMENTS.... I need SOLUTION


By :  Reddy
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 12-04-2017

Don't be too emotional because it's very hard to live Just be rude and disrespectful It will become very easy to live....


By :  Dharmendra
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 10-04-2017

Baat Nafrat Ki Hoti To Siddat se Karte...Par....Mohbbat me to Apna 36 Ka Ankada Hai...


By :  Reshma
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 07-04-2017

Sun tu Agar Chhod Jaa Rahi To Ek Akhari Baat bhi to Sunti Jaa.... Sidhha siddha Bhadd me jana Left Right Mat Karna..


By :  Reshma
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 07-04-2017

Apna Status Batane Ke Liye Mujhe Tere Status Ki Jarurat Nahi....


By :  Poonam
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 21-02-2017

You're too fatty that if you'll pass infront of my T.V, I'll miss a whole episode.


By :  Akash
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 21-02-2017

As you're so black, literally I can call you a hot guy. Cuz we know black absorbs more heat.


By :  Akash
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 21-02-2017

Kal Sim cards mere paas aaye the..bole ki yar kaisi gf bnayi h tune..ladti tujse hai or tod hme deti hai


By :  Akashdeep
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 18-02-2017

Muje pyar me baandh kr kya tum khush rhogi..kuch aisa kr jauga ki tum duniya k samne hmesha chup rhogi


By :  Akashdeep
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Publised On - 18-02-2017

Yar tumhari friend tumse achi hai..wo roz nahati hai


By :  Akashdeep
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 18-02-2017

Usne muje kha ki gadhe ki tarah lgne lge ho aajkal..maine kha isliye hi to tujh jaisi gadhi patayi hai..


By :  Akashdeep
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 13-02-2017

Ladkiya hame propose krti hai or hum bolte hi ki jao pehle born vita pee ke aao..


By :  Akashdeep
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 13-02-2017

Your bottle is filled with water.... my bottle is filled with alcohol....


By :  Reddy
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 12-02-2017

The interior of your heart house is inferior - I must say !


By :  Mithu
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Publised On - 12-02-2017

Beautiful to tu bahut hai bas bhagwan se naak thodi halki bna di..isliye tu ispe hmesha gussa rakhe rehti hai taaki naak udd na jaye


By :  Akashdeep
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 12-02-2017

Kuch log tumay dhekhar muh bnate hai, iska matlab ye nahi ki tum sundar ho, ye bi to ho sakta hai ki tum dhekhne laayak na ho.


By :  Saurav
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 11-02-2017

Tu nakhre dikhane me bahut aage hai.. kabhi shakal dekh lena sheeshe me..tere nakhre tujhse dur ho jayege..


By :  Akashdeep
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 11-02-2017

Your mind is full with junk - frankly speaking !


By :  Mithu
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 10-02-2017

You are educated with uneducated qualities....


By :  Reddy
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Publised On - 04-02-2017

You are too feeble to avail my love - understood !


By :  Mithu
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 02-02-2017

I use my Words who are educated fellows, & I use my Hands who are uneducated fellows....


By :  Reddy
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 31-01-2017

Ijjat kamao - srif payse nahi.


By :  Mithu
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 21-01-2017

He is not SMART & still owes a SMARTPHONE....


By :  Reddy
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 19-01-2017

Sometimes I think you are smart but then I realise it was a bad dream


By :  Nadeem
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Publised On - 16-01-2017

Ab ladkiya bhato se jaayda muh bnaati hai...


By :  Saurav
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Publised On - 16-01-2017

Kabhi face dekha hai mirror me,,, nhi dekha toh dekh, vo bhi tuut jayega tera face dekh kar


By :  rishabh
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 12-01-2017

Because of you my feets are on the ground , my head is sky high ....cuz you are IDIOT . I said don't give me so much drinks.


By :  Nadeem
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 08-01-2017

Here is your brother from your true family, your mother forgot to tell you that you were adopted from a chimpanzee.


By :  Nadeem
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 08-01-2017

Age Is Everything To You If Your Experience Is Nothing....


By :  Reddy
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 08-01-2017

The cheap people always compare them self with me.....don't they know who are they??


By :  Pratima
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 06-01-2017

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