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I don't care of your living in this beautiful world.
Pyar hay anmol - muft me kayse de dun tujhe?
"शीशे में शक्ल जरूर देख लेते इजहार करने से पहले, ऐसे तो हजार चाहने वाले हैं हमारे तो क्या सब के हो जाएँ हम"
"शक्ल के साथ अक्ल भी काम में लिया करो, हर दिन शाम की चाय छाछ से बना देते हो"
Kisi ki insult krne se pehle 100 baar soch lena , kya pta kl ushki jagah tum khade ho
Insult krne se insaan sucide bhi kr skta h
Kisi ki insult krke usko feel krna bhot badi bat h
Kisi ki insult krne se phle ye jrur sochna ki jb wo tumhari krega to kesa lgega
You have no right to say any wrong to me - right! - Just shut up and go away right now!
Kya yar sarakar aaj kal old govt ideas copy karti hai ....badi sharm ki bat hai
You love me - that is your personal matter - I hate you and won't endure your interference in it !
Jis din tumhari najre mere liye shaitan ban gayi us din tumhare ma bap ke usulo ne dum toda
I can LEAD YOU....but the problem is YOU WILL LOSE...
Chor chorise jaye, heraferise nahi, Dill dillpe aye, buzdillpe nahi.
Never underestimate anyone because who knows who underestimate you
Clean hands is a sign of LAZINESS...
Think You Are A KING... But don't order the people as you are the KING...
Yes - I am faddist - but not caddish like you!
Aram krna hmne Haram samjha, isiliye to tujhse pyar kr liya, Taki tu apni bak Bak karti rahe.
I am not texting you bcoz I am not interested and I am just ignoring you
If you think I am missing you then you are right because I am just missing a bitch
God is so funny I mean just look at your face he made your face like a monkey to entertain us
Sometimes ignoring is the best way to insult a fool
Apni juninyat dikhakar tujhe Pana chaha, kambhakat wo Tere liye nhi SB Teri paiso k liye Tha.
I don't need ARGUMENTS.... I need SOLUTION
Don't be too emotional because it's very hard to live Just be rude and disrespectful It will become very easy to live....
Baat Nafrat Ki Hoti To Siddat se Karte...Par....Mohbbat me to Apna 36 Ka Ankada Hai...
Sun tu Agar Chhod Jaa Rahi To Ek Akhari Baat bhi to Sunti Jaa.... Sidhha siddha Bhadd me jana Left Right Mat Karna..
Apna Status Batane Ke Liye Mujhe Tere Status Ki Jarurat Nahi....
You're too fatty that if you'll pass infront of my T.V, I'll miss a whole episode.
As you're so black, literally I can call you a hot guy. Cuz we know black absorbs more heat.
Kal Sim cards mere paas aaye the..bole ki yar kaisi gf bnayi h tune..ladti tujse hai or tod hme deti hai
Muje pyar me baandh kr kya tum khush rhogi..kuch aisa kr jauga ki tum duniya k samne hmesha chup rhogi
Yar tumhari friend tumse achi hai..wo roz nahati hai
Usne muje kha ki gadhe ki tarah lgne lge ho aajkal..maine kha isliye hi to tujh jaisi gadhi patayi hai..
Ladkiya hame propose krti hai or hum bolte hi ki jao pehle born vita pee ke aao..
Your bottle is filled with water.... my bottle is filled with alcohol....
The interior of your heart house is inferior - I must say !
Beautiful to tu bahut hai bas bhagwan se naak thodi halki bna di..isliye tu ispe hmesha gussa rakhe rehti hai taaki naak udd na jaye
Kuch log tumay dhekhar muh bnate hai, iska matlab ye nahi ki tum sundar ho, ye bi to ho sakta hai ki tum dhekhne laayak na ho.
Tu nakhre dikhane me bahut aage hai.. kabhi shakal dekh lena sheeshe me..tere nakhre tujhse dur ho jayege..
Your mind is full with junk - frankly speaking !
You are educated with uneducated qualities....
You are too feeble to avail my love - understood !
I use my Words who are educated fellows, & I use my Hands who are uneducated fellows....
Ijjat kamao - srif payse nahi.
He is not SMART & still owes a SMARTPHONE....
Sometimes I think you are smart but then I realise it was a bad dream
Ab ladkiya bhato se jaayda muh bnaati hai...
Kabhi face dekha hai mirror me,,, nhi dekha toh dekh, vo bhi tuut jayega tera face dekh kar