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Aram krna hmne Haram samjha, isiliye to tujhse pyar kr liya, Taki tu apni bak Bak karti rahe.
I am not texting you bcoz I am not interested and I am just ignoring you
If you think I am missing you then you are right because I am just missing a bitch
God is so funny I mean just look at your face he made your face like a monkey to entertain us
Sometimes ignoring is the best way to insult a fool
Apni juninyat dikhakar tujhe Pana chaha, kambhakat wo Tere liye nhi SB Teri paiso k liye Tha.
I don't need ARGUMENTS.... I need SOLUTION
Don't be too emotional because it's very hard to live Just be rude and disrespectful It will become very easy to live....
Baat Nafrat Ki Hoti To Siddat se Karte...Par....Mohbbat me to Apna 36 Ka Ankada Hai...
Sun tu Agar Chhod Jaa Rahi To Ek Akhari Baat bhi to Sunti Jaa.... Sidhha siddha Bhadd me jana Left Right Mat Karna..
Apna Status Batane Ke Liye Mujhe Tere Status Ki Jarurat Nahi....
You're too fatty that if you'll pass infront of my T.V, I'll miss a whole episode.
As you're so black, literally I can call you a hot guy. Cuz we know black absorbs more heat.
Kal Sim cards mere paas aaye the..bole ki yar kaisi gf bnayi h tune..ladti tujse hai or tod hme deti hai
Muje pyar me baandh kr kya tum khush rhogi..kuch aisa kr jauga ki tum duniya k samne hmesha chup rhogi
Yar tumhari friend tumse achi hai..wo roz nahati hai
Usne muje kha ki gadhe ki tarah lgne lge ho aajkal..maine kha isliye hi to tujh jaisi gadhi patayi hai..
Ladkiya hame propose krti hai or hum bolte hi ki jao pehle born vita pee ke aao..
Your bottle is filled with water.... my bottle is filled with alcohol....
The interior of your heart house is inferior - I must say !
Beautiful to tu bahut hai bas bhagwan se naak thodi halki bna di..isliye tu ispe hmesha gussa rakhe rehti hai taaki naak udd na jaye
Kuch log tumay dhekhar muh bnate hai, iska matlab ye nahi ki tum sundar ho, ye bi to ho sakta hai ki tum dhekhne laayak na ho.
Tu nakhre dikhane me bahut aage hai.. kabhi shakal dekh lena sheeshe me..tere nakhre tujhse dur ho jayege..
Your mind is full with junk - frankly speaking !
You are educated with uneducated qualities....
You are too feeble to avail my love - understood !
I use my Words who are educated fellows, & I use my Hands who are uneducated fellows....
Ijjat kamao - srif payse nahi.
He is not SMART & still owes a SMARTPHONE....
Sometimes I think you are smart but then I realise it was a bad dream
Ab ladkiya bhato se jaayda muh bnaati hai...
Kabhi face dekha hai mirror me,,, nhi dekha toh dekh, vo bhi tuut jayega tera face dekh kar
Because of you my feets are on the ground , my head is sky high ....cuz you are IDIOT . I said don't give me so much drinks.
Here is your brother from your true family, your mother forgot to tell you that you were adopted from a chimpanzee.
Age Is Everything To You If Your Experience Is Nothing....
The cheap people always compare them self with me.....don't they know who are they??
Jab tere jayse kutton ko bhnokte dekhti hun, toh samajhti hun ke main sherni hi hun.
Don't insult your elders either they are your's own or any stranger..Because if you respect your's elders your's younger will do the same.
Tu mujhe beijjat karega toh main bhi tujhe beijjat karungi. Kyiun aapne aapko beijjat karna chata hay? Itni nafrat kyiun hay tujhe khud se?
Kya padh rha be, Koi kaam dhandha nai hai, Khali baith k WhatsApp status padh rha.
Hey there... You don't have any right to stalk in my personal life.
Hey there... You don't have any right to talk bullshit about me
Some people think they are most beautiful, smart and know everything but they should know about themselves first.
You can't give anybody respect ! - Because - you don't have respect - you don't deserve respect too !
This is my personal matter, who the hell you are to give me nonsense suggetion..
Khoobsurat tm ho to bure hm bhi ni, mahlo mai tm ho sadako pe hm bhi nhi, pyar karke kahti he ki shadi ni kr sakti, to kan khol ke sunle kaware hm bhi nhi…
I like perfection so if you think i will like you than go and be perfect.
When I offered you my help, I wasn't offering you my body. I was kind to you because you were weak, not because I was weak.
Those girls who called them Queen, after whole day insult is such a chutiyapa guys.
You want me to reply back...... Yes darling...surely I will....only when you reach my level of maturity.... :) :) :) .... keep trying!!