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Dont get upset, because some plans are born only to discuss not to execute
Taashme joker our chahatme thokar akshar bazi palat deti he
Exams in summer is like expecting from back benchers to top the class
Biwi ke bebajay bewaqt behad meherbani - aksar khatre ke nishani hote hain!
I am a person who is generous to share smile and penurious to share money!
Plz mere samne Mt Aya Kro, Kahi tumhe dekhk mujhe fir SE Fir SE Fir SE Fir SE Dar na lag jaye.
I want to be a kid because they can sleep for whole day and can do crazy things and still people loves them
SINGLE ho to shadi ki jaldi hoti hai, MARRIED ho to single reheneko jee karta hai.Ajeeb kashm kash hai zindagi me.
Market me avi har chij patanjali ka aane laga hai.. Main sochta hu ki aik din aayega jab market me patanjali k ande v available ho jayenga.
Need a fresh look - to upload my profile picture in facebook.
After the wedlock - the lips of a man have to be locked for ever !
My study period= 30 minutes and break time= 2hours
Agar naaraz hui wife toh dikha degi knife..!
I started dieting by eating a pizza and drinking a diet coke
You can't see status because your phone is old . . . Lol ##
Me: Woww!!! I got 100 % in exam Exam: bitch please
Stupidity is a fever which people have a a lot but I am the one who have it the most
We are living in the world where educated peoples are getting dominated by non educated peoples . lol###
Life mein pata he nahin chala ke Jo ladki kabhi ugly dikhty the vo ab beautiful dikhne lagi
Match on t.v., pizza in mouth, coke in fridge called heaven on earth:D
I was born cute and smart but my friends made me ugly and education department made me fool
JB bhi wo mujhse milti kbhi Hans k baat KRNE ka naam hi nhi, leti mujhe Kya Malum Tha ki uske dant kharab h yaro.
Because of You only my heart beat got increased so I am dedicating my heart beat to you!
Without you I can't pass my time! You were my time pass!
When I had opportunities I hadn't used it,now I don't have opportunities,i am searching for it!
I was in my own fantasy world but some body woke me up!
There is no need of sleeping pill nowadays, books has replaced them nicely
Live young,live hard, live like a superhero who wear inner wear on pants
There is nothing left for me,then also I am searching for something!
I am searching for words for my whats up status but i couldn't find!
Ywaning is the most irritating thing one has to face, specially in exam days
The amazing feeling to feel the sun's first ray with open arms is a myth for me as my day starts at 9 AM. :)
Someone has said that successful people use to wake up before the alarm rings.. The inventor of alarm clock- #Totally disagree! :)
I'm shy person.... but if I start to talk... then it's a unlimited talks....
In my house I'm the boss, my wife just rules over the decisions I take.
I am cool, but the temperature has made me hot.
Aim of my life - become smarter than smart phone !
Laughter is the best medicine, then why to spend unnecessarily on medicines.
Remain stick to your principles, so that the principal do not run from your school.
Always be funny and cheerful to make your life enjoyable.
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I do not have to spend money on anything.
The only time success comes before work is in dreams, when we sleep.
I live in a world of dreams, I dream even when it is day,and enjoy it.
If you can’t convince her then leave her, you would find another one.
Whenever I think of quit smoking, I think of cigarettes in my dreams.
There’s only one problem with your face, there are no pimples on it, it is plain.
My style is unique, if you copy it you would be caught.
Fantasy is fun in dreams, but we have to work in real life to get fun.
Suna hai aaj kal kutte bada bokne lge hai ..... kahi chunav to nhi aa gya fir se
karna hain agar tuze kuch .. to kuch aisa krna... ki kisi bhi gali se tu gujre.... to har ghar se ek hi awaj nikle.. PAPA aa gaye.....!!!!!
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