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Abhi aaye, abhi Baithe abhi daman sambhala hai, or Teri ye Jaun- Jaun ne Hamara dum nikala hai..
Love is a magic but marriage is something - which is tragic actually.
Akhiyan nu chain na awe rata nu yaad satawe...To kisne kha tha ki din mein so...
Boy: Will you marry me. Girl: No Boy: Pagali mjaak kiya tha ha bol ke rulayegi kya...
Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khyaal ata hai ...khyaal dil mein ata hai to dimag mein kya ata hai
Never ride your bike very fastly, as it can be harmful for your knee😂😂😂
Carry your SMILE & JOY instead of MAKEUP KIT...
Single but not happy :)
Ye dooriyan kambhakat bahut rulati h....please jaldi se aajao ab kitchen mujhse nhi sambhala jata...or ye onion to bilkul bhi nhi...
Hey GIRL you are my LOVE BIRD don't be a ANGRY BIRD...
I listened your voice even when you were silent, then I realised that I am using earplugs.
No money for phone calls, please whatsAap only.
Who is your best friend, your mobile or your charger? :-)
Tum aaye ho duniya me kuchh krne ke liye ...... Eska mtlb ganda yhi pr kroge chlo niklo
Tujhe jana h to chli ja pr mera dil to deti ja ,deu kya kan ke niche
Bharat chhodke janewale admiko kya kehate hai ? HINDUSTAN LIVER.
Tum mujhe bhool jaao esa ho nahi sakta aur hum tumhe bhool jaye esha definately ho sakta hai. . .
Ye ishq nahi asan bus itna samajh lijiye ek aag ka dariya hai aur dub ke jana hai. . . dubna hai to dub ja pagle mera baap ka kya jata hai.
Hum dono cute or ye tere sabse bara vaham vala bhoot.
Kuch to baki hai....ek ummid h tere anne ki or sath me taste khana lane ki.......
Khte hn"agr pyar schha ho to milta jaror h", ab sala ye kaise pta kare ki pyar schha h ya jhotha? agr schha h to thik h ni to kahi or dekhe
Police to police mere chhote bhai-bahan bhi bina paise liye koi kam nhi karte....hahahahah....
Google maps abhi tak nahi bata saka ki..'Pyaar humein kis mod pe le aya?'
Aadhi rat ko wo yaad aaye Aankho me aanshu aa gye Socha rone se konsa wo milegi Yaar susu karke fir so gye
Jo mujhe bhul jaye,uske life mei chudel jaisi ladki aaye,dher sare paise kharch krwaye fir use kangal banaye,uske baad meri yaad aaye.
Today, I feel funny when my daughter asked me why have you got married to PAPA..
Sun mere humsafar kya tujhe itni si hai khabar, tune chhoda mujhko agar to tera kar dungi mai murder.....
Marriage is the key word to take entry into the world of entertainment - entirely!
Beautiful faces rinse out my fence - always!
I Wake's up early in morning because my kidney can't hold bad things for long time
Dont get upset, because some plans are born only to discuss not to execute
Taashme joker our chahatme thokar akshar bazi palat deti he
Exams in summer is like expecting from back benchers to top the class
Biwi ke bebajay bewaqt behad meherbani - aksar khatre ke nishani hote hain!
I am a person who is generous to share smile and penurious to share money!
Plz mere samne Mt Aya Kro, Kahi tumhe dekhk mujhe fir SE Fir SE Fir SE Fir SE Dar na lag jaye.
I want to be a kid because they can sleep for whole day and can do crazy things and still people loves them
SINGLE ho to shadi ki jaldi hoti hai, MARRIED ho to single reheneko jee karta hai.Ajeeb kashm kash hai zindagi me.
Market me avi har chij patanjali ka aane laga hai.. Main sochta hu ki aik din aayega jab market me patanjali k ande v available ho jayenga.
Need a fresh look - to upload my profile picture in facebook.
After the wedlock - the lips of a man have to be locked for ever !
My study period= 30 minutes and break time= 2hours
Agar naaraz hui wife toh dikha degi knife..!
I started dieting by eating a pizza and drinking a diet coke
You can't see status because your phone is old . . . Lol ##
Me: Woww!!! I got 100 % in exam Exam: bitch please
Stupidity is a fever which people have a a lot but I am the one who have it the most
We are living in the world where educated peoples are getting dominated by non educated peoples . lol###
Life mein pata he nahin chala ke Jo ladki kabhi ugly dikhty the vo ab beautiful dikhne lagi
Match on t.v., pizza in mouth, coke in fridge called heaven on earth:D
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