I get super power during the last five minutes of any exam!
I can recall all the answers of all the questions in an Exam, exactly before last five minutes!
If there are easy ways to fail and hard ways to pass the exam; why waste time?
I will award the person who can unmask the real identity of ‘x’ in algebra.
I am in a complicated relationship…with my study books.
Agar bado ke mu mein jawab dena nahin chahiye, toh behtar hain ki exam paper khali chor aye!
Don't look for happiness, create it.
You are mistaken; I don't have attitude problem…I have attitude and the problem is your's.
Ur status has never matched my whatsapp status…not even in reality.
U can not impress me with your whatsapp status…try in person.
I am very down to earth person; but unfortunately I still remain above you all!
Wish you could be as smart as your smartphone!
I desire and aspire to inspire U before U exasperate or expire…interested yet?
I love my job especially when I remain jobless.
Checking my last seen? Wow! I am doing the same for U!
Low Battery? Please recharge Urself!
I don’t play just to play; I always play to WIN…
Eat…Pray…Love…make babies…;-)
Love is blind but eyes are not and that’s the reason I left U…
I have many problems in my life…and the prime one is U!
Don’t try to mess with me, I am quite messy already.