Writing had always been fun for me. I have a creative mind and the ability to think out of the box. Over the years, I have developed multi-tasking skills to successfully manage multiple assignments and meet deadlines. Original content and quick turnaround time is something which I can offer. My focus and excellent time management skills enable me to work independently. Moreover, I am open to learning new concepts, which I believe helps me in the growth of my career.

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70% of your body is made up of water & 30% with your sexiness; now you must understand why am I desperately looking for a drink...;-)


By :  Gargi
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 03-10-2016

My boyfriend eloped with my girlfriend. And I guess I already started missing her...:-(


By :  Gargi
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 03-10-2016

I am suffering from a perpetual sexually transmitted disease – Life with my wife.


By :  Gargi
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 03-10-2016

Honey, I guess you need to re-arrange yourself! Last night it was pitch dark and I found your boobies lying on the floor!


By :  Gargi
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 03-10-2016

Oh it’s U! Sorry, I could not recognize you without your false eyelashes, teeth and wig!


By :  Gargi
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 03-10-2016

Apparently the drunken thief scaled the glass wall to see what is on the other side!


By :  Gargi
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 02-10-2016

Just wondering, if I throw a stone…will you leave?


By :  Gargi
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 02-10-2016

To me politics is all about misinterpretation, misguidance and mischief.


By :  Gargi
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 02-10-2016

If a difficult task seems very easy to you, then probably you are doing it completely wrong.


By :  Gargi
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 02-10-2016

I got an IDEA…but there is no recharge!


By :  Gargi
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 02-10-2016

I don’t need a reason to have alcohol; all I need is a glass or any other container.


By :  Gargi
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 02-10-2016

Divorce is expensive because woman are always high valued.


By :  Gargi
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 02-10-2016

When relationship does not make sense, listen to music…it works.


By :  Gargi
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 02-10-2016

U doesn’t need to have everything in life; if at all you have, where will you keep all those?!


By :  Gargi
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 02-10-2016

No matter how good you are in parenting, one of your kid will never ever grow up – your husband.


By :  Gargi
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 02-10-2016

Busy Whatsapping…please hang up and never call me again.


By :  Gargi
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 02-10-2016

Welcome to the world of human beings. Mention your species first.


By :  Gargi
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 02-10-2016

People often make me wait for hours to reply to my text with "Ok”! I question them back, “Are you constipated?”


By :  Gargi
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 02-10-2016

Busy ignoring you…


By :  Gargi
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 02-10-2016

Adult: A person who can only grow in the ‘middle’.


By :  Gargi
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 02-10-2016

Not all men are annoying…some of them are obnoxious too…


By :  Gargi
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 02-10-2016

All my house rules are for other family members while I enjoy exceptions…


By :  Gargi
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 02-10-2016

You are so bald that I can see the cow dung inside…


By :  Gargi
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 02-10-2016

When two fat people are trying to have sex; it’s called Mission & Missionary Impossible!


By :  Gargi
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 02-10-2016

I programmed my husband to remember both our engagement and marriage anniversary dates; Engaged on 25th December & Married on 26th January!


By :  Gargi
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 02-10-2016

Early to bed and early to rise…makes people suspicious about your intentions and activities.


By :  Gargi
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 02-10-2016

Stupidity is not a crime and that is the sole reason why you are roaming free and bindaas...


By :  Gargi
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 02-10-2016

If I am good at something, why do it for free? Sex is not included.


By :  Gargi
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 02-10-2016

You are sweet and sexy like a candy bar…half sweet and half naked!


By :  Gargi
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 02-10-2016

Severity of itch directly proportional to your current location & is inversely proportional to the ease of reach.


By :  Gargi
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 02-10-2016

Mine was a love triangle, the angle being ‘acute’.


By :  Gargi
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 02-10-2016

I don’t want to fight with you ugly moron…I know you have nothing to lose.


By :  Gargi
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 02-10-2016

Sex is awesome, especially when threesome…foursome…


By :  Gargi
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 02-10-2016

Getting ready for my next project…I need a volunteer and a condom.


By :  Gargi
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 02-10-2016

All arguments with my spouse end into a debate; I keep on forgetting he was the captain of his high school debate team.


By :  Gargi
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 02-10-2016

Life would have been easier where we could switch off/on our emotions.


By :  Gargi
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 02-10-2016

I heard a lot of bad about you and now I found out you are even worse!


By :  Gargi
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 02-10-2016

Anyone who says, “Good Morning’ on a Monday should be shot at sight.


By :  Gargi
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 02-10-2016

How come men always look the same before and after their sleep and woman get deranged?


By :  Gargi
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 02-10-2016

Learning with experience will never get you a Graduation Degree.


By :  Gargi
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 02-10-2016

I prefer sleeping in morning to finish my dreams.


By :  Gargi
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 02-10-2016

A woman wants her man to satisfy ‘ALL’ her needs; a man want his woman to satisfy his ‘ONE’ need.


By :  Gargi
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 02-10-2016

Baby! You are so cute; you are a ‘fineapple’ for me.


By :  Gargi
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 02-10-2016

Tips: You hold the key to success when you know whom to blame for your failures.


By :  Gargi
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 02-10-2016

My wife is a born killer…she dresses to kill…cook too…


By :  Gargi
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 02-10-2016

After my marriage, I realized jokes on husband and wife are not just jokes…they are realities.


By :  Gargi
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 02-10-2016

It is easier to preach than to pursue.


By :  Gargi
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 02-10-2016

Dreams come true; so next time be careful.


By :  Gargi
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 02-10-2016

With your kind of intelligence, I suggest you to think inside the box.


By :  Gargi
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 02-10-2016

Hot girls like you are the real reason for Global Warming.


By :  Gargi
Sharing is Sexy
 
Publised On - 02-10-2016

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