Writing had always been fun for me. I have a creative mind and the ability to think out of the box. Over the years, I have developed multi-tasking skills to successfully manage multiple assignments and meet deadlines. Original content and quick turnaround time is something which I can offer. My focus and excellent time management skills enable me to work independently. Moreover, I am open to learning new concepts, which I believe helps me in the growth of my career.
70% of your body is made up of water & 30% with your sexiness; now you must understand why am I desperately looking for a drink...;-)
My boyfriend eloped with my girlfriend. And I guess I already started missing her...:-(
I am suffering from a perpetual sexually transmitted disease – Life with my wife.
Honey, I guess you need to re-arrange yourself! Last night it was pitch dark and I found your boobies lying on the floor!
Oh it’s U! Sorry, I could not recognize you without your false eyelashes, teeth and wig!
Apparently the drunken thief scaled the glass wall to see what is on the other side!
Just wondering, if I throw a stone…will you leave?
To me politics is all about misinterpretation, misguidance and mischief.
If a difficult task seems very easy to you, then probably you are doing it completely wrong.
I got an IDEA…but there is no recharge!
I don’t need a reason to have alcohol; all I need is a glass or any other container.
Divorce is expensive because woman are always high valued.
When relationship does not make sense, listen to music…it works.
U doesn’t need to have everything in life; if at all you have, where will you keep all those?!
No matter how good you are in parenting, one of your kid will never ever grow up – your husband.
Busy Whatsapping…please hang up and never call me again.
Welcome to the world of human beings. Mention your species first.
People often make me wait for hours to reply to my text with "Ok”! I question them back, “Are you constipated?”
Busy ignoring you…
Adult: A person who can only grow in the ‘middle’.
Not all men are annoying…some of them are obnoxious too…
All my house rules are for other family members while I enjoy exceptions…
You are so bald that I can see the cow dung inside…
When two fat people are trying to have sex; it’s called Mission & Missionary Impossible!
I programmed my husband to remember both our engagement and marriage anniversary dates; Engaged on 25th December & Married on 26th January!
Early to bed and early to rise…makes people suspicious about your intentions and activities.
Stupidity is not a crime and that is the sole reason why you are roaming free and bindaas...
If I am good at something, why do it for free? Sex is not included.
You are sweet and sexy like a candy bar…half sweet and half naked!
Severity of itch directly proportional to your current location & is inversely proportional to the ease of reach.
Mine was a love triangle, the angle being ‘acute’.
I don’t want to fight with you ugly moron…I know you have nothing to lose.
Sex is awesome, especially when threesome…foursome…
Getting ready for my next project…I need a volunteer and a condom.
All arguments with my spouse end into a debate; I keep on forgetting he was the captain of his high school debate team.
Life would have been easier where we could switch off/on our emotions.
I heard a lot of bad about you and now I found out you are even worse!
Anyone who says, “Good Morning’ on a Monday should be shot at sight.
How come men always look the same before and after their sleep and woman get deranged?
Learning with experience will never get you a Graduation Degree.
I prefer sleeping in morning to finish my dreams.
A woman wants her man to satisfy ‘ALL’ her needs; a man want his woman to satisfy his ‘ONE’ need.
Baby! You are so cute; you are a ‘fineapple’ for me.
Tips: You hold the key to success when you know whom to blame for your failures.
My wife is a born killer…she dresses to kill…cook too…
After my marriage, I realized jokes on husband and wife are not just jokes…they are realities.
It is easier to preach than to pursue.
Dreams come true; so next time be careful.
With your kind of intelligence, I suggest you to think inside the box.
Hot girls like you are the real reason for Global Warming.