Who isn’t aware about the smartphone application whatsapp, the communication application has grown itself commendably and today stands as the most used application in the world of smartphones.With its growing popularity, it has made an impeccable space in the hearts of its users and somewhere has become the need of time. With WhatsApp statuses becoming popular these days people are also using it as a medium to spread fun and joy. Get yourself some really cool and funky Jokes WhatsApp status and let your friends Laugh Out Loud; after all relations are meant to spread happiness and love.
Marriage - damages the life of the groom and manages the life of the bride - always!
Teri baho me Jo sukun hai main sari duniya ko bhula du;Par kya karu jab tujhe pasina aata hai to ji karta hai tujhe detergent se nehla du.
At the age of 25 - matrimony is the sweeter than honey. At the age of 50 - nothing is sweeter than money !
Today I was looking at beautiful girl and she came in front of me and told those three magical words which are" just get lost"
Girls stop wearing shorts because its summer and our body can't tolerate much heat
Oh my god....I like to eat veg-chicken.
My father brought a Lamborghini , a business tower and a private jet for me but in dreams when i was in sleep last night
I was flying in sky and had competition with eagle I won and eagle lost than I woke up and realized that it was a dream
3 reasons to date me ; a) Tumhe apne mummy ki kasam b) a c) a & b both
Some one has told me why are you looking so tense. I had smiled and told him that Jio is confusing me,i don't know what should I do...
If you can't change your girl friend's nature - then change the girl friend - naturally !
Dil todke hasti ho mera, ab dekhta hu kon recharge karayga tera...
Badam bhigoye the memory tez krne ke liye ab yaad nhi araha hai ki rakhe kaha hain....
Ankho ko teri adat hay - my dear sun glass !
Jisnay bi kha ho ki " paiso se pyaar nahi kharidha jaa sakta"...shayad vo kangaal hoga.
I feel crazy myself when someone says you are luck guy to have a nice wife.
Pta nahi, apna dil...dil hi hai ya mandir ka ghanta, jo bi aata hai bjaa kar chla jaata hai.
Kripya apni biwi ka dhyan swem rakkhe Agar laparwahi se chaloge to dusre ke sath bhag jayegi
Jab b tumhe dekhta hu wahi ruk jata hu Ye kaisi sardi h Bhai bahar niklu to jam jata hu
Ladka:yar ye ldkiya sasural jate time roti q hn? Ladki:jab koi tmhe tmhare ghar se door le jake jhadu-paunchha karwaye to tm kya nachoge...
Your performance was outstanding - that's why you are standing out side of the stage now !
Hindu Muslim sheikh esaii..en sbko milkar jodhe wi-fi..
Kabhi-kabhi bachho ko exam ki tension mai dekhkar lagta hai issy to heart attack hi achha hai...
Kya zamana agya he jab budhe log dye karte hn taki baal kale ho jaye and jawan log highlights karwate hn taki baal bhure ho jaye...
Is garmi ka haal kya bataye kapde dhote hi sukh jate hain or pahante hi geele ho jate hain....
Raah mai unse mulaqat ho gyi, tumse milke meri zindagi barbad ho gyi....
Mujhe tumse nafarat hai, dushmani ki had tak, gussa mujhe lagaya to nhi pahunchoge ghar tak...
Jab tasty khana samne ho or bhookh bhi lagi ho to mota insan bhi bhul jata hai ki wo diet per hai....
Kuch bhi kaho ladkiya selfi ke liye badi selfish hoti hain...
Before 8th November-- I have full faith in money. After 8th November -- Saala ab to insaniyat k saath Saath paise se bhi bharosa uth gaya.
Apko pta hai rona bhi kala hai jo sirf ladkiyon ko hi ati hai...
Teacher- Jaan mai jaan aane ka matlab. Student- Pregnant ho jaana.
Maine kha- mai tere liye duniya chor du... Vo boli-pahle unhay to chor, jinkay saath bhaith kar daaru piya karo.
Ladai or bahas mai rishtay kamjor hote hai... Isliye jabi koi bhat ho, seedha thapad maar diya karo.
Gupta ji ko dast lage. Dr.-nimboo use karo. Do din bhad dr. nai pucha ab kaise ho.Gupta ji-nimboo hatathe hi dast fir start ho gaye.
Tooth paste should change name to teeth paste because it is used not for tooth but for teeth
Adding friends and subtracting enemies but multiplying my girlfriends
Some people say that hey I have not read anything but still I am confident to write the exam. it's not confidence it is over confidence
Jb gf ki shadi m ldke is gane pr dance krte hn"mubark ho tumko shadi tmhari" aisa lgta h inse bada ashiq duniya m ni.. thn agle din new gf
Whether relationship is a type of ship?
Q- What is more chilling than a winter night? A- Result day.
Laughter is the best medicine, so when you get fever just laugh
Is selfish a kind of fish??
Love is a sin - marriage is an execution !
When 500 and 1000 indian currency is rejected lots of people are happy and few people are sad.. because few people are Rich...!
Me:-wo samne wali ladki aam aadmi party se hae, Dost:-tu kaise janta hae Me:- wo mene haath hilaya use dekh kr to wo jhadu dikhane lgi
Bachpan mai sunte the "padhoge-likhoge banoge ganvar, kheloge-kudoge banoge hoshiyar", ye bat sahi thi ye ab jakr samjh mai aya hai...
Kuch bhi ho keypad phone hi winters mai achhe lagte hain qki smart phone chalane ke liye glavs utarne padte hain...
Beti: ma meri kl raat inse ladai ho gyi. Ma: koi baat nhi pati patni me ye hota rehta hae. Beti: wo to theek hae pr inki lash ka kya kru
Boys are rockets, girls are rackets