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Is bich kya kya hua mere sath kya batae tumhe, bas tum yuhin mere sath cigrette fukte rehna.
Teacher-mai tmhe jaan se mar dungi is vakya ko angragi m banao. student-angragi ko mar goli pahle hath lga ke to dikha...hahahaha..
Yun sisak sisak ke jab tum roti ho, sari naak beh kar bahar a jati hai.
Wife-Tumhara kiske sath chakkar chal raha hai? Hubby-me kab se tumhe batana chah raha tha-meri life me ek pyari bhootni hai. W-kon? H-Tum.
Marriage is the legal inaugural of a regal life for the bride actually!
wife- aj ghumne chaloge? husb.- ha chalte hai. wife- kaha chalenge? husb.- mere office chale.
Santa bathroom gya or usne waha ak sher dekha...Santa bola ap krlo meri to nikal gyi...
Pati ne pucha khane me kya bnaya h ptni ne kaha jehar pati kehta h tum khakr so jana mai late aaunga
Tum jo aise sharmati ho, aisa lagta hai mano ghoonghat me chudail dant dikha rahi ho.
My life is a horror movie - directed by my wife only!
Biwi- Aj khane me kya banau? Pati- Mujhe.
Ehse na dekh pagli palat palat ke, meri jaan chali jaati hai teri smile dekh ke
Ajj ke jiwan me aage badane ke liye kya jaruri h..! Sabse pahale patthar lo mobile Tod do...!!
Dil kya chij h aap meri jaan lijiye..! Chay pine se pahle use chhaan lijiye..!!
कोई कितना भी दिलेर क्यों न बने, अँधेरी रात के सन्नाटे में सब की हालत बारिश मे भीगे कबूतर जैसी हो जाती है।
Pm--Jaam 2 type ke hote h. Am-- kaise?? Pm-- ek pine k baad nasha hota h...Dusara bina piye nasha ho jata h 😬😬😬😬😬
Yu na dekha karo latak-2 ke mujhe..! Pareshan karta h ye mera dil dhadak-2 ke mujhe...!!
Etna bhi sidha nhi hona chahiye.. Ki jab chahe log cricket stamp ki tarah use kr le....🍿
For a man - life before marriage is a comedy yet after marriage is a tragedy indeed!
Bivi - mere mayke walonko bichme lane ki jarurat nahi... Pati - meri itani himmat kahan ki main unko bichme la saku, pahad jo bichme hai.
Just burn everything you have learned in your earlier life-because your newly married wife will teach you all the new lessons of life now.
Shadike pahele premi aksar barsatme tak-dhi-na-dhin karte hai, shadike baad bechara pati gharme akelahi nachta hai aur patni maje uthati hi
Ladki ki aankhe agar lal ho to jaruri nh ki wo bf ki wajahse ro rahi thi Jamana badal gaya hai dosto hoskta hai wo ganja ki wajahse ho.
PM-Bhaioun behanoun aajse....1 status me liye GST dena padhega ... Kisan- mere 15 lakh me se kaat lena sir ji
Aaj kal biscuits khana hai to sone wala biscuit kha lena 3% GST hai....khane wale biscuits par 18%GST hai... Dar ke mare biscuit na bhulo
Guruji mai meri galti kaise kojlun? Abe pagle apni pantni ki ek galti khoj le WO Teri aur Teri khandan ki galtiyan khojake dikhayegi ....
Pehle year mei top karne ki tension second year mei padhne ki tension ab to last year mei bas pass hone ki tension.
Suna hai pyar ho jane per bhukh nhi lagti agr aisa h to koi humse bhi pyar karlo hum kha kha kr bailgadi ban gye hn....
Log sach kehte h pyar mei neend nahi aati,jb se tum gaye ho hum rona chor k sona suru kr diye.
Kuch din nahi badla us time pe tmhare good night bolne pe nind aati thi,r ab meri dusri gf k bolne pe.
Marriage - damages the life of the groom and manages the life of the bride - always!
Teri baho me Jo sukun hai main sari duniya ko bhula du;Par kya karu jab tujhe pasina aata hai to ji karta hai tujhe detergent se nehla du.
At the age of 25 - matrimony is the sweeter than honey. At the age of 50 - nothing is sweeter than money !
Today I was looking at beautiful girl and she came in front of me and told those three magical words which are" just get lost"
Girls stop wearing shorts because its summer and our body can't tolerate much heat
Oh my god....I like to eat veg-chicken.
My father brought a Lamborghini , a business tower and a private jet for me but in dreams when i was in sleep last night
I was flying in sky and had competition with eagle I won and eagle lost than I woke up and realized that it was a dream
3 reasons to date me ; a) Tumhe apne mummy ki kasam b) a c) a & b both
Some one has told me why are you looking so tense. I had smiled and told him that Jio is confusing me,i don't know what should I do...
If you can't change your girl friend's nature - then change the girl friend - naturally !
Dil todke hasti ho mera, ab dekhta hu kon recharge karayga tera...
Badam bhigoye the memory tez krne ke liye ab yaad nhi araha hai ki rakhe kaha hain....
Ankho ko teri adat hay - my dear sun glass !
Jisnay bi kha ho ki " paiso se pyaar nahi kharidha jaa sakta"...shayad vo kangaal hoga.
I feel crazy myself when someone says you are luck guy to have a nice wife.
Pta nahi, apna dil...dil hi hai ya mandir ka ghanta, jo bi aata hai bjaa kar chla jaata hai.
Kripya apni biwi ka dhyan swem rakkhe Agar laparwahi se chaloge to dusre ke sath bhag jayegi
Jab b tumhe dekhta hu wahi ruk jata hu Ye kaisi sardi h Bhai bahar niklu to jam jata hu
Ladka:yar ye ldkiya sasural jate time roti q hn? Ladki:jab koi tmhe tmhare ghar se door le jake jhadu-paunchha karwaye to tm kya nachoge...