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Whatsapp Status Jokes in English

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For any leakages only solution - Doctor or Dr.Fixit.

By :  Bhalchandra
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Publised On - 19-07-2018
Necessity is the mother of invention. What about father?

By :  Bhalchandra
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Publised On - 08-07-2018
Green tea reduce your weight..... Only if you pluck the leaves from bush climbing up the hills.

By :  Bhalchandra
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Publised On - 14-06-2018
If you think your too smart actually you are the most foolish

By :  Anuj
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Publised On - 22-04-2018
Once someone said me trust me you will dance with me - alcohol

By :  Anuj
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Publised On - 18-01-2018
 
 
I get my biggest shock When I see some of my friends alive after break up who used to say I can't live without you to there gfs

By :  Anuj
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Publised On - 11-01-2018
Jab mai chota tha govt jobs ka bohot shauk tha phir mausi ne bataya bhai Tu general Hai

By :  Anuj
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Publised On - 09-01-2018
If someone ask me " how's your life?" I reply, She is beautiful.

By :  Binay
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Publised On - 25-12-2017
Kisine kaha hai ki pyar aik bar hota hai;Lekin mere sath kyu ye bar bar hota hai.

By :  Bijay
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Publised On - 20-12-2017
Some girls come in functions as if seems they don't feel cold even in winters

By :  Anuj
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Publised On - 16-12-2017
 
 
 

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Is bich kya kya hua mere sath kya batae tumhe, bas tum yuhin mere sath cigrette fukte rehna.

By :  Shikha
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Publised On - 14-10-2017
Teacher-mai tmhe jaan se mar dungi is vakya ko angragi m banao. student-angragi ko mar goli pahle hath lga ke to dikha...hahahaha..

By :  Priya
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Publised On - 29-09-2017
Yun sisak sisak ke jab tum roti ho, sari naak beh kar bahar a jati hai.

By :  Shikha
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Publised On - 21-09-2017
Wife-Tumhara kiske sath chakkar chal raha hai? Hubby-me kab se tumhe batana chah raha tha-meri life me ek pyari bhootni hai. W-kon? H-Tum.

By :  Shikha
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Publised On - 18-09-2017
Marriage is the legal inaugural of a regal life for the bride actually!

By :  Mithu
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Publised On - 30-08-2017
wife- aj ghumne chaloge? husb.- ha chalte hai. wife- kaha chalenge? husb.- mere office chale.

By :  Shikha
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Publised On - 26-08-2017
Santa bathroom gya or usne waha ak sher dekha...Santa bola ap krlo meri to nikal gyi...

By :  Priya
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Publised On - 10-08-2017
Pati ne pucha khane me kya bnaya h ptni ne kaha jehar pati kehta h tum khakr so jana mai late aaunga

By :  rishabh
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Publised On - 02-08-2017
Tum jo aise sharmati ho, aisa lagta hai mano ghoonghat me chudail dant dikha rahi ho.

By :  Shikha
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Publised On - 30-07-2017
My life is a horror movie - directed by my wife only!

By :  Mithu
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Publised On - 30-07-2017
 
 
Biwi- Aj khane me kya banau? Pati- Mujhe.

By :  Shikha
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Publised On - 29-07-2017
Ehse na dekh pagli palat palat ke, meri jaan chali jaati hai teri smile dekh ke

By :  rishabh
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Publised On - 28-07-2017
Ajj ke jiwan me aage badane ke liye kya jaruri h..! Sabse pahale patthar lo mobile Tod do...!!

By :  Ripunjay
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Publised On - 27-07-2017
Dil kya chij h aap meri jaan lijiye..! Chay pine se pahle use chhaan lijiye..!!

By :  Ripunjay
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Publised On - 25-07-2017
कोई कितना भी दिलेर क्यों न बने, अँधेरी रात के सन्नाटे में सब की हालत बारिश मे भीगे कबूतर जैसी हो जाती है।

By :  Anil
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Publised On - 23-07-2017
Pm--Jaam 2 type ke hote h. Am-- kaise?? Pm-- ek pine k baad nasha hota h...Dusara bina piye nasha ho jata h 😬😬😬😬😬

By :  Ripunjay
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Publised On - 23-07-2017
Yu na dekha karo latak-2 ke mujhe..! Pareshan karta h ye mera dil dhadak-2 ke mujhe...!!

By :  Ripunjay
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Publised On - 23-07-2017
Etna bhi sidha nhi hona chahiye.. Ki jab chahe log cricket stamp ki tarah use kr le....🍿

By :  Ripunjay
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Publised On - 23-07-2017
For a man - life before marriage is a comedy yet after marriage is a tragedy indeed!

By :  Mithu
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Publised On - 13-07-2017
Bivi - mere mayke walonko bichme lane ki jarurat nahi... Pati - meri itani himmat kahan ki main unko bichme la saku, pahad jo bichme hai.

By :  Bhalchandra
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Publised On - 13-07-2017
 

Our collection of Whatsapp Status Jokes in English are always fresh and new as we keep adding new Jokes Whatsapp Status for you. So do not wait further just copy Joke Status in English you like and start sharing them as your Whatsapp Status. Anyone who is connected with you on Whatsapp will for sure have some laughter moments and will bring smile on their faces.

 
Just burn everything you have learned in your earlier life-because your newly married wife will teach you all the new lessons of life now.

By :  Mithu
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Publised On - 09-07-2017
Shadike pahele premi aksar barsatme tak-dhi-na-dhin karte hai, shadike baad bechara pati gharme akelahi nachta hai aur patni maje uthati hi

By :  Bhalchandra
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Publised On - 07-07-2017
Ladki ki aankhe agar lal ho to jaruri nh ki wo bf ki wajahse ro rahi thi Jamana badal gaya hai dosto hoskta hai wo ganja ki wajahse ho.

By :  Shweta
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Publised On - 06-07-2017
PM-Bhaioun behanoun aajse....1 status me liye GST dena padhega ... Kisan- mere 15 lakh me se kaat lena sir ji

By :  shabbu
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Publised On - 05-07-2017
Aaj kal biscuits khana hai to sone wala biscuit kha lena 3% GST hai....khane wale biscuits par 18%GST hai... Dar ke mare biscuit na bhulo

By :  shabbu
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Publised On - 03-07-2017
Guruji mai meri galti kaise kojlun? Abe pagle apni pantni ki ek galti khoj le WO Teri aur Teri khandan ki galtiyan khojake dikhayegi ....

By :  shabbu
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Publised On - 03-07-2017
Pehle year mei top karne ki tension second year mei padhne ki tension ab to last year mei bas pass hone ki tension.

By :  Shweta
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Publised On - 22-05-2017
Suna hai pyar ho jane per bhukh nhi lagti agr aisa h to koi humse bhi pyar karlo hum kha kha kr bailgadi ban gye hn....

By :  Priya
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Publised On - 18-05-2017
Log sach kehte h pyar mei neend nahi aati,jb se tum gaye ho hum rona chor k sona suru kr diye.

By :  Shweta
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Publised On - 08-05-2017
Kuch din nahi badla us time pe tmhare good night bolne pe nind aati thi,r ab meri dusri gf k bolne pe.

By :  Shweta
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Publised On - 06-05-2017
Marriage - damages the life of the groom and manages the life of the bride - always!

By :  Mithu
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Publised On - 21-04-2017
Teri baho me Jo sukun hai main sari duniya ko bhula du;Par kya karu jab tujhe pasina aata hai to ji karta hai tujhe detergent se nehla du.

By :  Bijay
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Publised On - 21-04-2017
At the age of 25 - matrimony is the sweeter than honey. At the age of 50 - nothing is sweeter than money !

By :  Mithu
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Publised On - 20-04-2017
Today I was looking at beautiful girl and she came in front of me and told those three magical words which are" just get lost"

By :  omkar
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Publised On - 17-04-2017
Girls stop wearing shorts because its summer and our body can't tolerate much heat

By :  omkar
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Publised On - 16-04-2017
Oh my god....I like to eat veg-chicken.

By :  Bijay
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Publised On - 15-04-2017
My father brought a Lamborghini , a business tower and a private jet for me but in dreams when i was in sleep last night

By :  omkar
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Publised On - 13-04-2017
I was flying in sky and had competition with eagle I won and eagle lost than I woke up and realized that it was a dream

By :  omkar
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Publised On - 12-04-2017
3 reasons to date me ; a) Tumhe apne mummy ki kasam b) a c) a & b both

By :  Shweta
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Publised On - 08-04-2017
Some one has told me why are you looking so tense. I had smiled and told him that Jio is confusing me,i don't know what should I do...

By :  Dharmendra
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Publised On - 08-04-2017
 

Jokes are meant to be shared right? So share any of our Whatsapp Status Jokes on Whatsapp and make someone’s day filled with heavy dose of laughter.  After all laughter is cure for all diseases, so why not make every one disease free? So start updating your Whatsapp Status every day with some Whatsapp Status Jokes in English we have for you here. 

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