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Off course OLD IS GOLD, But nobody want this age gold.
 

By :  Bhalchandra
Sharing is Sexy
Publised On - 14-02-2018
कोई बेवजह मुस्कुराता है तो लोग उसे पागल कहते है,लोगोंको तो दुसरोंको नाम देनेकीही पडी है|
 

By :  Bhalchandra
Sharing is Sexy
Publised On - 04-02-2018
Yes her skin is as white as wheat but she whets her tongue always to make a heck - my life, she is none other than my one and only wife!
 

By :  Mithu
Sharing is Sexy
Publised On - 22-01-2018
If you have nothing to say good about anyone well join me
 

By :  Anuj
Sharing is Sexy
Publised On - 15-01-2018
People say love hurts the most I want to ask have they ever got hurt in there smallest toe in winters
 

By :  Anuj
Sharing is Sexy
Publised On - 11-01-2018
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Please disturb when am not working…well am working all time lol!
 

By :  Shalini
Sharing is Sexy
Publised On - 09-01-2018
Sometimes I feel I don't use whatsapp it's using me
 

By :  Anuj
Sharing is Sexy
Publised On - 06-01-2018
For every boy his girlfriend is different from every girl.
 

By :  Radhika
Sharing is Sexy
Publised On - 29-12-2017
We both are wrong in case we both agree
 

By :  Anuj
Sharing is Sexy
Publised On - 27-12-2017
I have one and only ULJHAN in my life, how to make you MERI DULHAN, my wife!!
 

By :  Mithu
Sharing is Sexy
Publised On - 27-12-2017

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I'm not dull I just stay at battery Saving mode
 

By :  Anuj
Sharing is Sexy
Publised On - 25-12-2017
Yes, I am trying to tire the attire of a groom tirelessly, no lady of the entire world is ready to wed me yet - what to do?
 

By :  Mithu
Sharing is Sexy
Publised On - 21-12-2017
Kbhi mc-donalds mera pyaar tha par aaj kal burger king se setting jaari hai.
 

By :  Radhika
Sharing is Sexy
Publised On - 15-12-2017
I know you are seeing my status.... No problem... See it...
 

By :  Reddy
Sharing is Sexy
Publised On - 03-12-2017
Writing status is not easy task, how hard to keep your mind busy.
 

By :  Shalini
Sharing is Sexy
Publised On - 01-12-2017
Just a suggestion for you -- choose me as your life partner and never loose me, never ever in your life, understood!
 

By :  Mithu
Sharing is Sexy
Publised On - 28-11-2017
Yes, I have an important talk with you and that is - just lock the room and rock with me only.
 

By :  Mithu
Sharing is Sexy
Publised On - 28-11-2017
Traveled a lot but not able to avail a heart of a woman of the planet earth yet!
 

By :  Mithu
Sharing is Sexy
Publised On - 23-11-2017
People say that "love is in air" may be this is the reason for This air being so "polluted"
 

By :  Reddy
Sharing is Sexy
Publised On - 19-11-2017
Money is sweet.... Sweet but not hot.... Hot but cool....
 

By :  Reddy
Sharing is Sexy
Publised On - 19-11-2017
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"मुठ्टी और मुक्के में ज्यादा फर्क नही है दोस्त, बस मारने वाले में दम चाहिए"
 

By :  Anil
Sharing is Sexy
Publised On - 07-11-2017
Dosti ki h to nibhani pdegi.....life main koi na koi item to ptani pdegi
 

By :  Vikram
Sharing is Sexy
Publised On - 29-10-2017
KILL ego to save your love..... It saves your drinks BILL....
 

By :  Reddy
Sharing is Sexy
Publised On - 27-10-2017
In my life, I have one and only tension - how to attract her attention!
 

By :  Mithu
Sharing is Sexy
Publised On - 24-10-2017
Kasam hai mujhe tere deedar ki, me ye zahar kabhi pi ke na dikhau.
 

By :  Shikha
Sharing is Sexy
Publised On - 21-10-2017
Kisi bhi captcha ko solve karna meri aadat nahi jarurat hai.
 

By :  Shikha
Sharing is Sexy
Publised On - 21-10-2017
I won't be happy with the technology until i can download a beer and pizza meal.
 

By :  Radhika
Sharing is Sexy
Publised On - 16-10-2017
Mujhe tumhare gam lene ka koi shok nahi hai, inhe tum apne hi pas rakho.
 

By :  Shikha
Sharing is Sexy
Publised On - 14-10-2017
Teri chadar ko churane ki tamanna rakhne wale the hum par kya karein kutton ne ake chori ka irada hi badalwa diya.
 

By :  Shikha
Sharing is Sexy
Publised On - 14-10-2017
Mujhe teri yadon ke bade bade pahad yad a rahe the par mene unko hi hibernate mode par rakh diya.
 

By :  Shikha
Sharing is Sexy
Publised On - 14-10-2017

One of the favorite categories of whatsapp status is funny status for whatsapp in one line. People like to put most funny whatsapp status on their whatsapp because they just like to smile or laugh and make other laugh as well by their status on whatsapp. If you put funny status on your whatsapp then you are not only putting status. You are updating your thoughts and feelings which can also make others’ day.

"I never do wrong, because I'm doing nothing"
 

By :  Anil
Sharing is Sexy
Publised On - 09-10-2017
"आजकल जो लोग चारपाई से खड़े नहीं हो सकते,वो ही लोग तूफान खड़े करने की बात करते हैं"
 

By :  Anil
Sharing is Sexy
Publised On - 06-10-2017
"I'm not a lazy person, I'm just thinking how to become crazy"
 

By :  Anil
Sharing is Sexy
Publised On - 06-10-2017
"If you really want to get power, just go and put you finger into electric socket"
 

By :  Anil
Sharing is Sexy
Publised On - 06-10-2017
"Everything become fine, when I take snacks with wine"
 

By :  Anil
Sharing is Sexy
Publised On - 02-10-2017
"Pressure cooker Si ho gayi hai logo ki zindgi, thoda kaam ka pressure kya aaya ki siti bajni suru ho jati hai"
 

By :  Anil
Sharing is Sexy
Publised On - 29-09-2017
"दोस्तो गर्लफ्रैंड ऐसी सुशील होनी चाहिए जो शर्म के मारे आधा दुपट्टा खा जाए"
 

By :  Anil
Sharing is Sexy
Publised On - 29-09-2017
"Jo log toilet Mai bhi mobile lekar jate hai, wo dunia Ke sabse busy log hai"
 

By :  Anil
Sharing is Sexy
Publised On - 29-09-2017
"दुनिया की सबसे खूबसूरत लड़की वो है जिसकी आधार कार्ड में फोटो अच्छी है"
 

By :  Anil
Sharing is Sexy
Publised On - 29-09-2017
"I just give up ego, now I'm feeling light in weight"
 

By :  Anil
Sharing is Sexy
Publised On - 29-09-2017
"I'm really happy to appear in exam, because unknown beauty will be around me in exam hall"
 

By :  Anil
Sharing is Sexy
Publised On - 29-09-2017
Shahar se aye hue ladke ne ak ganv ki ladki se puchha...tum facebook use krti ho?. ladki-nhi mai waise hi bahut gori hu....hehehe..
 

By :  Priya
Sharing is Sexy
Publised On - 29-09-2017
Ladkiyan exam dene bhi itna saj-sawar ke ati hn ki samjh nhi ata ki ye khud ko pass krane ayi hn ya dosro ko fail karane....
 

By :  Priya
Sharing is Sexy
Publised On - 29-09-2017
Hmmm.....is the best and least demanding approach to stop the conversation
 

By :  Shalini
Sharing is Sexy
Publised On - 25-09-2017
Raining - aaj mausam bada beimaan hai... Tea & pakoda time
 

By :  Shalini
Sharing is Sexy
Publised On - 25-09-2017
"कई लोग इतने बहाने बनाते हैं कि बहाने भी बह कर कहीं दूर नदी में जाकर बह जाते हैं"
 

By :  Anil
Sharing is Sexy
Publised On - 22-09-2017
"आँखों में काजल होंठों पर लाली लगाकर गली में ना निकला करो जानम, लोग डर के मारे मोहल्ला छोड़ कर भाग जाते हैं"
 

By :  Anil
Sharing is Sexy
Publised On - 22-09-2017
"हम पर तो जमाना भरोसा करता है, क्योंकि हम कमीने जरा ऊँची किस्म के हैं"
 

By :  Anil
Sharing is Sexy
Publised On - 22-09-2017
"जिंन्दगी में कुछ लोग ऐसे पीछे पड़ जाते हैं, जिनसे पीछा छुड़ाने में हम नाकामयाब हो गए"
 

By :  Anil
Sharing is Sexy
Publised On - 22-09-2017
Tere jane se jo zindagi me jo khushi ai hai, ma kasam ye sukoon kabhi na mila hoga.
 

By :  Shikha
Sharing is Sexy
Publised On - 21-09-2017

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