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Funny Status for Whatsapp in English

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People are so double faced that sometimes they too forget that which face they had for whom.

By :  Radhika
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Publised On - 21-08-2018
Love is the blessing of God marriage is one of the rites of the society. You have all the rights to choose one of them my friend.

By :  Mithu
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Publised On - 14-08-2018
We both are cola and mentos, whenever we will be together we will create a blast.

By :  Ridhima
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Publised On - 24-07-2018
If your love story is not having any problem, then it can't be a love story.

By :  Ridhima
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Publised On - 22-07-2018
Your pause becomes the cause of some problem.

By :  Karan
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Publised On - 18-07-2018
 
 
It is the longing of my heart - to signup and login in your heart account regularly.

By :  Mithu
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Publised On - 18-07-2018
Fashion starts from tailor when he stitches clothes in other ways than he is expected.

By :  Bhalchandra
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Publised On - 16-07-2018
If he broke your heart in the pieces, be fair and break his bones into pieces.

By :  Karan
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Publised On - 01-07-2018
A good perfume can make you smell good but i am sure it won't drag girls towards you.

By :  Ridhima
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Publised On - 21-06-2018
When someone says you have put on some weight. I am like oh you noticed, come see my curves.

By :  Ridhima
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Publised On - 21-06-2018
 
 
 

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When I need a laugh all I do is see you

By :  Anuj
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Publised On - 02-06-2018
My thoughtful statuses are very much fruitful to make you updated yet upgraded. Just apply them regularly!!

By :  Mithu
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Publised On - 28-05-2018
She needs no weapon, she can kill anybody by her whetted tongue..........

By :  Mithu
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Publised On - 26-05-2018
Be proud of yourself - you are the friend of the most intelligent person of this planet(yes that is me - as per public opinion)after all.

By :  Mithu
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Publised On - 02-05-2018
Old is gold,gold can be mold but old people can not mold as they are too bold.

By :  Bhalchandra
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Publised On - 30-04-2018
I am indebted to a date, as I took that on my plate once I was hungry!

By :  Mithu
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Publised On - 30-04-2018
Sometimes no joke is needed to laugh all you need to do is remember certain jokers in your life

By :  Anuj
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Publised On - 25-04-2018
Don't know what is wrong with my hubby?When ever I sing a song,he screams yet goes for a long run!

By :  Mithu
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Publised On - 22-04-2018
If you ever feel jobless then remember there are people who still watch bollywood movies going to theaters

By :  Anuj
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Publised On - 22-04-2018
If you love me that's good I also love me

By :  Anuj
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Publised On - 19-04-2018
 
 
If you don't like me no problem I like me

By :  Anuj
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Publised On - 19-04-2018
It is always,"once upon a time,"in starting of stories For children but there is nothing for youths like this. They have just chats.

By :  Bhalchandra
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Publised On - 19-04-2018
Ak bat kahu kya ijajat h.. tere thobade pe dher sara laanat h...

By :  Priya
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Publised On - 16-04-2018
Don't say 'You look fine' to your friend's wife in front of your wife, else she will charge you a fine definitely!

By :  Mithu
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Publised On - 13-04-2018
The weekend is ended, it is a Monday today - another week is going to begin to make us weak again!

By :  Mithu
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Publised On - 11-04-2018
Overdose of dating causes marriage, so be careful my friend!

By :  Mithu
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Publised On - 11-04-2018
I didn't listen the sound of the slip of my wife - I was in a sound sleep at that time!

By :  Mithu
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Publised On - 08-04-2018
Yes, I agree with you - marriages are the agreements for the arguments to continue between two people.....

By :  Mithu
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Publised On - 01-04-2018
She has enlisted my name at the end of the list of her boyfriends at least, I am happy for it!

By :  Mithu
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Publised On - 31-03-2018
My eyes want to praise you always, my tongue says nothing to you,what to do?

By :  Mithu
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Publised On - 28-03-2018
 

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What's up is like a duck, every time it quacks and we have to see whether it has laid the egg.

By :  Bhalchandra
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Publised On - 28-03-2018
In a tea break a shipwreck happened in my life - yes, I fall in love with her actually!!!

By :  Mithu
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Publised On - 28-03-2018
Just yield a compliment to her daily - if you want the implement of your dream of becoming her lover my friend!

By :  Mithu
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Publised On - 28-03-2018
One of the famous tips of a wise man for your finger tips-'Keep them on your lips when ever your wife wants an argument with you-friend!'

By :  Mithu
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Publised On - 28-03-2018
Yes, I have the endless weakness to the day of the weekend my friend!!!

By :  Mithu
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Publised On - 23-03-2018
Wine bottle blows a flame if we put a burning match stick at top of empty wine bottle. Don't try this on human.

By :  Bhalchandra
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Publised On - 21-03-2018
Sometime being joker is better than being strict atleast we can make others laugh

By :  Anuj
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Publised On - 21-03-2018
Don't watch a watch, just watch her face, when ever you are accompanied by your girl friend!!

By :  Mithu
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Publised On - 14-03-2018
We can do any thing just for fun but we can not do any thing just for none.

By :  Bhalchandra
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Publised On - 14-03-2018
Before marriage she made my life a fairy tell, after marriage, she made it absolutely a scary tell.

By :  Mithu
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Publised On - 12-03-2018
Her LAST SEEN His MOST SEEN is a legal duty of humans now a days...

By :  Reddy
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Publised On - 12-03-2018
रजाई बना कर ओढ लूँ क्या ठंड की कुछ मजाल है.. बाल तो देखो उनके, लगता है भेडो़ंं की खाल है..।☺😊☺

By :  Afzal
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Publised On - 22-02-2018
Off course OLD IS GOLD, But nobody want this age gold.

By :  Bhalchandra
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Publised On - 14-02-2018
कोई बेवजह मुस्कुराता है तो लोग उसे पागल कहते है,लोगोंको तो दुसरोंको नाम देनेकीही पडी है|

By :  Bhalchandra
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Publised On - 04-02-2018
Yes her skin is as white as wheat but she whets her tongue always to make a heck - my life, she is none other than my one and only wife!

By :  Mithu
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Publised On - 22-01-2018
If you have nothing to say good about anyone well join me

By :  Anuj
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Publised On - 15-01-2018
People say love hurts the most I want to ask have they ever got hurt in there smallest toe in winters

By :  Anuj
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Publised On - 11-01-2018
Please disturb when am not working…well am working all time lol!

By :  Shalini
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Publised On - 09-01-2018
Sometimes I feel I don't use whatsapp it's using me

By :  Anuj
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Publised On - 06-01-2018
For every boy his girlfriend is different from every girl.

By :  Radhika
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Publised On - 29-12-2017
 

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