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Funny Status for Whatsapp in English

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Be proud of yourself - you are the friend of the most intelligent person of this planet(yes that is me - as per public opinion)after all.
 

By :  Mithu
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Publised On - 02-05-2018
Old is gold,gold can be mold but old people can not mold as they are too bold.
 

By :  Bhalchandra
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Publised On - 30-04-2018
I am indebted to a date, as I took that on my plate once I was hungry!
 

By :  Mithu
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Publised On - 30-04-2018
Sometimes no joke is needed to laugh all you need to do is remember certain jokers in your life
 

By :  Anuj
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Publised On - 25-04-2018
Don't know what is wrong with my hubby?When ever I sing a song,he screams yet goes for a long run!
 

By :  Mithu
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Publised On - 22-04-2018
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If you ever feel jobless then remember there are people who still watch bollywood movies going to theaters
 

By :  Anuj
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Publised On - 22-04-2018
If you love me that's good I also love me
 

By :  Anuj
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Publised On - 19-04-2018
If you don't like me no problem I like me
 

By :  Anuj
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Publised On - 19-04-2018
It is always,"once upon a time,"in starting of stories For children but there is nothing for youths like this. They have just chats.
 

By :  Bhalchandra
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Publised On - 19-04-2018
Ak bat kahu kya ijajat h.. tere thobade pe dher sara laanat h...
 

By :  Priya
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Publised On - 16-04-2018

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Don't say 'You look fine' to your friend's wife in front of your wife, else she will charge you a fine definitely!
 

By :  Mithu
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Publised On - 13-04-2018
The weekend is ended, it is a Monday today - another week is going to begin to make us weak again!
 

By :  Mithu
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Publised On - 11-04-2018
Overdose of dating causes marriage, so be careful my friend!
 

By :  Mithu
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Publised On - 11-04-2018
I didn't listen the sound of the slip of my wife - I was in a sound sleep at that time!
 

By :  Mithu
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Publised On - 08-04-2018
Yes, I agree with you - marriages are the agreements for the arguments to continue between two people.....
 

By :  Mithu
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Publised On - 01-04-2018
She has enlisted my name at the end of the list of her boyfriends at least, I am happy for it!
 

By :  Mithu
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Publised On - 31-03-2018
My eyes want to praise you always, my tongue says nothing to you,what to do?
 

By :  Mithu
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Publised On - 28-03-2018
What's up is like a duck, every time it quacks and we have to see whether it has laid the egg.
 

By :  Bhalchandra
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Publised On - 28-03-2018
In a tea break a shipwreck happened in my life - yes, I fall in love with her actually!!!
 

By :  Mithu
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Publised On - 28-03-2018
Just yield a compliment to her daily - if you want the implement of your dream of becoming her lover my friend!
 

By :  Mithu
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Publised On - 28-03-2018
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One of the famous tips of a wise man for your finger tips-'Keep them on your lips when ever your wife wants an argument with you-friend!'
 

By :  Mithu
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Publised On - 28-03-2018
Yes, I have the endless weakness to the day of the weekend my friend!!!
 

By :  Mithu
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Publised On - 23-03-2018
Wine bottle blows a flame if we put a burning match stick at top of empty wine bottle. Don't try this on human.
 

By :  Bhalchandra
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Publised On - 21-03-2018
Sometime being joker is better than being strict atleast we can make others laugh
 

By :  Anuj
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Publised On - 21-03-2018
Don't watch a watch, just watch her face, when ever you are accompanied by your girl friend!!
 

By :  Mithu
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Publised On - 14-03-2018
We can do any thing just for fun but we can not do any thing just for none.
 

By :  Bhalchandra
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Publised On - 14-03-2018
Before marriage she made my life a fairy tell, after marriage, she made it absolutely a scary tell.
 

By :  Mithu
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Publised On - 12-03-2018
Her LAST SEEN His MOST SEEN is a legal duty of humans now a days...
 

By :  Reddy
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Publised On - 12-03-2018
रजाई बना कर ओढ लूँ क्या ठंड की कुछ मजाल है.. बाल तो देखो उनके, लगता है भेडो़ंं की खाल है..।☺😊☺
 

By :  Afzal
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Publised On - 22-02-2018
Off course OLD IS GOLD, But nobody want this age gold.
 

By :  Bhalchandra
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Publised On - 14-02-2018

One of the favorite categories of whatsapp status is funny status for whatsapp in one line. People like to put most funny whatsapp status on their whatsapp because they just like to smile or laugh and make other laugh as well by their status on whatsapp. If you put funny status on your whatsapp then you are not only putting status. You are updating your thoughts and feelings which can also make others’ day.

कोई बेवजह मुस्कुराता है तो लोग उसे पागल कहते है,लोगोंको तो दुसरोंको नाम देनेकीही पडी है|
 

By :  Bhalchandra
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Publised On - 04-02-2018
Yes her skin is as white as wheat but she whets her tongue always to make a heck - my life, she is none other than my one and only wife!
 

By :  Mithu
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Publised On - 22-01-2018
If you have nothing to say good about anyone well join me
 

By :  Anuj
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Publised On - 15-01-2018
People say love hurts the most I want to ask have they ever got hurt in there smallest toe in winters
 

By :  Anuj
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Publised On - 11-01-2018
Please disturb when am not working…well am working all time lol!
 

By :  Shalini
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Publised On - 09-01-2018
Sometimes I feel I don't use whatsapp it's using me
 

By :  Anuj
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Publised On - 06-01-2018
For every boy his girlfriend is different from every girl.
 

By :  Radhika
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Publised On - 29-12-2017
We both are wrong in case we both agree
 

By :  Anuj
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Publised On - 27-12-2017
I have one and only ULJHAN in my life, how to make you MERI DULHAN, my wife!!
 

By :  Mithu
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Publised On - 27-12-2017
I'm not dull I just stay at battery Saving mode
 

By :  Anuj
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Publised On - 25-12-2017
Yes, I am trying to tire the attire of a groom tirelessly, no lady of the entire world is ready to wed me yet - what to do?
 

By :  Mithu
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Publised On - 21-12-2017
Kbhi mc-donalds mera pyaar tha par aaj kal burger king se setting jaari hai.
 

By :  Radhika
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Publised On - 15-12-2017
I know you are seeing my status.... No problem... See it...
 

By :  Reddy
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Publised On - 03-12-2017
Writing status is not easy task, how hard to keep your mind busy.
 

By :  Shalini
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Publised On - 01-12-2017
Just a suggestion for you -- choose me as your life partner and never loose me, never ever in your life, understood!
 

By :  Mithu
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Publised On - 28-11-2017
Yes, I have an important talk with you and that is - just lock the room and rock with me only.
 

By :  Mithu
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Publised On - 28-11-2017
Traveled a lot but not able to avail a heart of a woman of the planet earth yet!
 

By :  Mithu
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Publised On - 23-11-2017
People say that "love is in air" may be this is the reason for This air being so "polluted"
 

By :  Reddy
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Publised On - 19-11-2017
Money is sweet.... Sweet but not hot.... Hot but cool....
 

By :  Reddy
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Publised On - 19-11-2017
"मुठ्टी और मुक्के में ज्यादा फर्क नही है दोस्त, बस मारने वाले में दम चाहिए"
 

By :  Anil
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Publised On - 07-11-2017

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