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Don't pee on my dreams - be mine for ever please...............
Yes, I am finding somebody constantly - who will be confident enough to make me contented - tonight!
Bijli nikal rahi ti khambe ke lal wale tar se, awaj sunai di muhole ki juban se, jab jhanka to paya-ladki nikal rhi thi duppatte ki adh se
तो दोस्तो फिजिक्स में फोर्स से शुरू हुई थी कहानी मेरी, बस मैनफोर्स पर खत्म हो गई।
I just want to validate - how much valiant you are - tonight!
"बड़े अच्छे लगते हैं" को सीरियल समझूं या उनकी चाहत, बड़ा कन्फ्युजन सा रहता है आजकल।
अक्सर प्यार की गहराई उल्टियोें पर जा कर खत्म हो जाया करती है।
A night - with you, when the stigma will tig me - will be the memorabilia of my integral life!
It is your steamy physic - that makes me dreamy always!
Mujhe apni dedo na please!!!!!! Copy
Yes the Universe has seen the scene of sin created in between you and me - last night.
I am keen to do a sin with you tonight !
I like 4 letters in alphabets that is f u c and K
I am expecting a full time dinner today rather than routine side dishes daily
I could remember most of our time spent in parks rather than in any other places
Don't spare yourself to become a daring one in my bed - tonight !
Maine use pucha ki rose chahiye... Pagli boli ha roj le lena...
Tere jism ko jab b hath lgata hu main ang ang me aag c lag jaati hai mere...
Main to use akele me kuch dena chahta hu magar vo kehti hai meri umar abhi choti hai...
Tere husan ka deedaar bhut khubsurat dikhta hai upar se andar se najane kaisi kashish hogi
U na smile diya kar mujhe dekh kar jab maine kuch kiya to bas aaahhh ki awaaze he niklengi teri...
I have one and only appetite - spend a night with you!
No matter how good you control, one day it will go out of control
I want you as the attire of my entire body - tonight!
Dirty is the symbol of unconsciousness.
I have a huge key that's fit for your big lock... It's perfect... Let's try...
Tumhare honton mein itni nasa hai ki, Ji karta hai ise chus chus ke kha jaun.
Looking at her dress and her look I felt that summer is nothing , she is the reason for nowadays increasing temperature
Tumhari jism k Jo nasaa hai.. Sayad 10 botal saraf k nase v kum hai
Ye raat bhi kya balaa hoti hai, iske aate he kisi khaas ki yaad aa jaati hai.
Tere chehre par lagaun, ya lagaun teri gardan par, teri kamar par lagaun, bataa aur kahan-kahan lagaun ye powder.
Aaj k raat tumhare sath; Karunga bistar garam 7:00 se 7:00..
Jab b main tumhe tight hug karta hu tumahre do bodyguard beach me aa jate hai
Suna hai tumne abhi abhi kadam rakha hai jwaani me tabhi ladke raat ko aksar tumahre naam ki aanhe bharte hai
Jab b milan ki baat ati hai man me niche kuch hulchul c hone lagti hai
Show your ATTITUDE.... See my DICK....
Show me the LOVE.... I show you my BODY....
Kissing on your lips is something... Kissing on your b**b's is everything....
First day I saw you and I need a first night with you...
Once you hold my hand.... I hold your whole body with my hand....
Having SEX is happiness.... Having that with you is my EMOTION....
Just you are sexy.... your structure is sexier ....
You Shared Your Love With Me.... I Share My Bed With You....
I have an urgency to get your diligence - to night - in a very special genre ! Samajh rahe ho na?
Sex vexes me - come on - make me relaxed !
Meri jaan abhi kacchi kali ho tum..thodi jawan ho jao,tod bhi lenge or kha bhi lenge
A hefty jiffy of romance requires the safety first !
Haaye ye tere gulabi gaal... Samjh me nhi aata inko khana hai ya choosna hai
Uhh aauch umhhhaa o yes kya maal hai yar
The greater the heights of your mountain the greater the fun climbing it!!