Pati ne pucha khane me kya bnaya h ptni ne kaha jehar pati kehta h tum khakr so jana mai late aaunga
Tum jo aise sharmati ho, aisa lagta hai mano ghoonghat me chudail dant dikha rahi ho.
My life is a horror movie - directed by my wife only!
Biwi- Aj khane me kya banau? Pati- Mujhe.
Ehse na dekh pagli palat palat ke, meri jaan chali jaati hai teri smile dekh ke
Ajj ke jiwan me aage badane ke liye kya jaruri h..! Sabse pahale patthar lo mobile Tod do...!!
Dil kya chij h aap meri jaan lijiye..! Chay pine se pahle use chhaan lijiye..!!
Yu na dekha karo latak-2 ke mujhe..! Pareshan karta h ye mera dil dhadak-2 ke mujhe...!!
Pm--Jaam 2 type ke hote h. Am-- kaise?? Pm-- ek pine k baad nasha hota h...Dusara bina piye nasha ho jata h ?????
कोई कितना भी दिलेर क्यों न बने, अँधेरी रात के सन्नाटे में सब की हालत बारिश मे भीगे कबूतर जैसी हो जाती है।
Etna bhi sidha nhi hona chahiye.. Ki jab chahe log cricket stamp ki tarah use kr le....?
For a man - life before marriage is a comedy yet after marriage is a tragedy indeed!
Bivi - mere mayke walonko bichme lane ki jarurat nahi... Pati - meri itani himmat kahan ki main unko bichme la saku, pahad jo bichme hai.
Just burn everything you have learned in your earlier life-because your newly married wife will teach you all the new lessons of life now.
Shadike pahele premi aksar barsatme tak-dhi-na-dhin karte hai, shadike baad bechara pati gharme akelahi nachta hai aur patni maje uthati hi
Pehle year mei top karne ki tension second year mei padhne ki tension ab to last year mei bas pass hone ki tension.
Suna hai pyar ho jane per bhukh nhi lagti agr aisa h to koi humse bhi pyar karlo hum kha kha kr bailgadi ban gye hn....
Kuch din nahi badla us time pe tmhare good night bolne pe nind aati thi,r ab meri dusri gf k bolne pe.
Log sach kehte h pyar mei neend nahi aati,jb se tum gaye ho hum rona chor k sona suru kr diye.
Marriage - damages the life of the groom and manages the life of the bride - always!
Teri baho me Jo sukun hai main sari duniya ko bhula du;Par kya karu jab tujhe pasina aata hai to ji karta hai tujhe detergent se nehla du.